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The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz

“Koty Są Lepsze”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: California

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The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM Cleo and HM Topaz with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.538 billion Topazites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brwoopt. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, people caught mistreating Cleo and Topaz's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleo and Topaz's national animal is the Gray Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Reform Felineism, and its currency is the Fur.

Cleo and Topaz is ranked 30th in California and 104,772nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -94 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 2 hours ago

  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Cleo and Topaz was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cleo and Topaz, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cleo and Topaz, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cleo and Topaz, people caught mistreating Cleo and Topaz's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • 5 days ago: Cleo and Topaz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 15 days ago: Cleo and Topaz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Cleo and Topaz, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 24 days ago: Cleo and Topaz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Recognition".
  • 26 days ago: Cleo and Topaz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 34 days ago: Cleo and Topaz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.

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