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The United Socialist States of Clarkistan

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The United Socialist States of Clarkistan is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by MC BC with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 5.283 billion Clarkistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Healthcare and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swapan. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Clarkistan successfully hosted the Lazarus Olympics, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime is totally unknown. Clarkistan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Dolla dolla bill y'all.

Clarkistan is ranked 154th in Lazarus and 4,757th in the world for Best Weather, with 180 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 4 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 6 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 7 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 8 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Clarkistan, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Clarkistan, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Clarkistan, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Clarkistan, Clarkistan successfully hosted the Lazarus Olympics.
  • 21 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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