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The United Socialist States of Clarkistan

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Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The United Socialist States of Clarkistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by MC BC with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.828 billion, 4.632 billion of whom are zombies, Clarkistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Healthcare and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swapan. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown. Clarkistan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Dolla dolla bill y'all.

Clarkistan is ranked 50th in the Rejected Realms and 4,368th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 129 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Clarkistan is currently considering its options.

People: 1,196,319,396

Zombies: 4,631,944,050

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 12 hours ago

  • 6 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 9 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 11 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 14 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 18 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 19 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 21 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 22 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 24 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 10%).

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