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The United Socialist States of Clarkistan

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Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The United Socialist States of Clarkistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by MC BC with an even hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.474 billion Clarkistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swapan. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, private law firms are unheard of, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown. Clarkistan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Dolla dolla bill y'all.

Clarkistan is ranked 3,144th in Lazarus and 107,018th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -59.7 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Clarkistan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Clarkistan, it's always rabbit season.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Clarkistan, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Clarkistan, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Clarkistan, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • 9 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 11 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 16 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 18 days ago: Clarkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.

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