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The Empire of Clackdor

“Welcome to the Dark Side.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Mordor

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The Empire of Clackdor is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.938 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Center. The average income tax rate is 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Clackdor's national animal is the Ewok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Sith Worship, and its currency is the imperial credit.

Clackdor is ranked 132nd in Mordor and 88,906th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 37 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 17 hours ago: Clackdor lost the endorsement of The Exceedingly Good Matriarchy of Kipling.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Clackdor was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Clackdor fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 34 days ago: Clackdor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 10%).
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Clackdor, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Clackdor, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Clackdor, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Clackdor, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Clackdor, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 46 days ago: Clackdor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 10%).

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