The United Democratic Federation of
Corporate Police State
The sword and the shield are made of the same steel
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United Democratic Federation of Civa-Orchestra is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord-Protector Byron Bracchus with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.164 billion Civans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Civalen-Orchus. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Civan economy, worth a remarkable 2,024 trillion Orchais a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 247,968 Orchais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,105,941 per year while the poor average 34,542, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Orchai battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Civa-Orchestra's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Civa-Orchestra is ranked 314th in Osiris and 5,160th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 490.397 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Civa-Orchestra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Civa-Orchestra was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 14 days ago: Civa-Orchestra was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Civa-Orchestra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 18 days ago: Civa-Orchestra was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 19 days ago: Civa-Orchestra was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 20 days ago: Civa-Orchestra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: Civa-Orchestra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 22 days ago: Civa-Orchestra was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 24 days ago: Civa-Orchestra was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.

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