The Recently Resurrected Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It's not inappropriate, it's a stapler.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Recently Resurrected Nation of Citrica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Khon Jee with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.097 billion Citricans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shannon. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Citrican economy, worth 81.1 trillion Bollocks a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,678 Bollocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, guns are banned, and appendix transplant figures have recently doubled. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Citrica's national animal is the Gold Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shannonism.

Citrica is ranked 3rd in The Federation of the Table and 80,935th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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