The Icenado of Cirnobog is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cirno with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 19.242 billion Zombie Faeries are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suomi. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The powerhouse Zombie Faerie economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion Snowflakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,191 Snowflakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, the government is avowedly secular, and Suomi is a police state during international summits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cirnobog's national animal is the Frozen Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is not a religion at all.

Cirnobog is ranked 13,127^th in the world and 816^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.36 law-abiding acts per hour.