Most Corrupt Governments: 1,526th Largest Mining Sector: 2,525th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,835th
The Imperium of
Corporate Police State
I have a bad feeling about this!
Errol
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Imperium of Cinaptnod is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Errol with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.426 billion Cinaptnodianz are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magrathea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The thriving Cinaptnodiat economy, worth 763 trillion triganic pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 172,390 triganic pus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 740,873 per year while the poor average 25,634, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, farmers complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Cinaptnod's national animal is the 303 bookworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant atheism.

Cinaptnod is ranked 10,835th in the world and 10th in The Labyrinth for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 3 Valid Endorsements.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,526thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,835thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,565thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,089thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,220thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,385thMost Conservative: 4,407thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,693rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,727thLowest Crime Rates: 6,197thLargest Retail Industry: 6,337thMost Avoided: 6,500thLargest Black Market: 6,588thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,141stFattest Citizens: 7,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,374thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,310thMost Secular: 8,479thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,835thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,837thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,914thMost Extreme: 12,513thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,601stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,349thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,423rdHighest Economic Output: 14,943rd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Extreme: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cinaptnod voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland".
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, farmers complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.

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