Most Corrupt Governments: 2,417th Largest Mining Sector: 2,605th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,661st
The Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I have a bad feeling about this!
Errol
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Imperium of Cinaptnod is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Errol with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.002 billion Cinaptnodianz are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh-Morpork. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cinaptnodiat economy, worth 689 trillion triganic pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 172,176 triganic pus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 542,477 per year while the poor average 41,783, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Cinaptnod's national animal is the 303 bookworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant atheism.

Cinaptnod is ranked 18,598th in the world and 17th in The Labyrinth for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 197.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,417thLargest Mining Sector: 2,605thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,016thNudest: 3,686thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,472ndMost Conservative: 4,571stLargest Retail Industry: 4,867thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,230thLargest Black Market: 5,239thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,402ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,642ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,829thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,102ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,195thHighest Average Incomes: 7,136thTop
10%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,613thLowest Crime Rates: 8,138thMost Avoided: 8,876thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,358thFattest Citizens: 10,708thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,764thMost Efficient Economies: 12,803rdMost Authoritarian: 13,076thMost Secular: 13,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,028th
Top
5%
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, abortions are routinely performed in Cinaptnod's hospitals.

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