Highest Drug Use: 1,863rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,088th Most Conservative: 2,568th
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The Imperium of Cinaptnod is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Errol with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.651 billion Cinaptnodianz are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh-Morpork. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The all-consuming Cinaptnodiat economy, worth 586 trillion triganic pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,567 triganic pus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 477,420 per year while the poor average 42,338, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, Errol has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, and Cinaptnodiat athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cinaptnod's national animal is the 303 bookworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Militant atheism.

Cinaptnod is ranked 13,609th in the world and 14th in The Labyrinth for Most Authoritarian, with 2.2 Stalins.

Highest Drug Use: 1,863rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,088thMost Conservative: 2,568thLargest Mining Sector: 3,690thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,769thLargest Black Market: 4,158thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,225thNudest: 4,378thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,452ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,828thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,401stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,169thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,274thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,476thLargest Retail Industry: 6,694thLowest Crime Rates: 7,177thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,625thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,817thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,482ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,659thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,011thMost Authoritarian: 13,609th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, Cinaptnodiat athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, Errol has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Cinaptnod's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, Ankh-Morpork is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • : Cinaptnod changed its national demonym adjective to "Cinaptnodiat" and its demonym plural to "Cinaptnodianz".
  • : Cinaptnod voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eternal Scholars".


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