Most Corrupt Governments: 2,873rd Largest Mining Sector: 2,940th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,030th
The Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I have a bad feeling about this!
Errol
Regional Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Imperium of Cinaptnod is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Errol with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, conspicuous electricity pylons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.82 billion Cinaptnodianz are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh-Morpork. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cinaptnodiat economy, worth 627 trillion triganic pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,255 triganic pus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 468,935 per year while the poor average 45,853, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Children often kick 303 bookworms for amusement, the police double as repo men, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Cinaptnod's national animal is the 303 bookworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant atheism.

Cinaptnod is ranked 14,741st in the world and 7th in The Labyrinth for Most Authoritarian, with 1.86 Stalins.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,873rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,940thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,030thNudest: 3,068thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,344thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,246thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,487thLargest Retail Industry: 4,612thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,635thLargest Black Market: 5,086thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,244thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,737thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,787thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,859thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,038thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7,992ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,088thMost Avoided: 8,194thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,026thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,446thFattest Citizens: 10,480thLowest Crime Rates: 11,281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,246thMost Conservative: 14,617thMost Authoritarian: 14,741st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, children often kick 303 bookworms for amusement.
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.

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