NationStates | The Athletic Facilities of Chubrubs

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“Not My Chair, Not My Problem”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Athletic Facilities of Chubrubs is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Pizz with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.54 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pavilion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing industries.

Laws are littered with references to cheese, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is crippling. Chubrubs's national animal is the Vedder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sports, and its currency is the Hour.

Chubrubs is ranked 54th in the South Pacific and 2,866th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Easter Eggs (4) Top 1% of the South Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 10% of the world for Most Armed Top 10% of the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of the world for Most Devout Top 5% of the South Pacific for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the South Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 5% of the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free Top 1% of the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens