The Temporal Dynasty of
Corporate Police State
Tempus Fortuna Manus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Temporal Dynasty of Chronotopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord President Salyavin with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.02 billion Chronotopiens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aion Megopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chronotopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,691 trillion Capitols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 410,891 Capitols, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,762,094 per year while the poor average 61,327, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, almost all of Chronotopia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, and Lord President Salyavin's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chronotopia's national animal is the Shebogum, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tempusism.

Chronotopia is ranked 4,572nd in Lazarus and 137,868th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -293 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, Lord President Salyavin's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, almost all of Chronotopia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, citizens must pay to enjoy Chronotopia's pristine beaches.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, religious education is a new government priority.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • 14 days ago: Chronotopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).

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