Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47th Largest Mining Sector: 103rd Highest Economic Output: 131st
The Zone Green Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Tempus Fortuna Manus
Lord President Salyavin
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Zone Green Dominion of Chronotopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord President Salyavin with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.597 billion Chronotopiens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aion Megopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chronotopian economy, worth an astonishing 11,742 trillion Capitols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 410,624 Capitols, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, every workday begins with group therapy, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and government spending has hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chronotopia's national animal is the Shebogum, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tempusism.

Chronotopia is ranked 507th in the world and 25th in Lazarus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 103rdHighest Economic Output: 131stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 135thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 237thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 263rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 276thLargest Populations: 289thHighest Average Incomes: 324thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 333rdMost Corrupt Governments: 369thLargest Agricultural Sector: 448thMost Efficient Economies: 507thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 779thHighest Poor Incomes: 870thRudest Citizens: 894thMost Avoided: 904thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,022ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,095thMost Stationary: 1,342ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,538thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,763rdNudest: 2,439thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,341stHighest Drug Use: 3,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,592ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,694thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,794thLargest Black Market: 4,533rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,542ndSmartest Citizens: 5,667thMost Influential: 6,377thMost Cultured: 6,927thMost Devout: 7,173rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,421stFattest Citizens: 9,150thMost Conservative: 13,905thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,069thMost Extreme: 14,207th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 122nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 127th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 127th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 151st in the regionMost Influential: 155th in the regionNudest: 164th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 169th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 240th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 248th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 261st in the regionMost Cultured: 278th in the regionMost Devout: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 349th in the regionMost Extreme: 379th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 400th in the regionFattest Citizens: 414th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 423rd in the regionMost Conservative: 425th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chronotopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, government spending has hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Chronotopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Chronotopian military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Chronotopian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, Chronotopia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.


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