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The Temporal Empire of Chronotopia

“Tempus Fortuna Manus”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Temporal Empire of Chronotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Imperetor Salyavin with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, conspicuous electricity pylons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.516 billion Chronotopiens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aion Megopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chronotopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,632 trillion Capitols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 416,682 Capitols, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,160,935 per year while the poor average 43,534, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chronotopia's national animal is the Shebogum, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tempusism.

Chronotopia is ranked 3,621st in Lazarus and 113,636th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -187 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 11 hours ago: Chronotopia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Devout.
  • 12 hours ago: Chronotopia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Devout.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Chronotopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 9 days ago: Chronotopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, online tourism reviews of Chronotopia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.

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