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The Temporal Empire of Chronotopia

“Tempus Fortuna Manus”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Temporal Empire of Chronotopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperetor Salyavin with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.609 billion Chronotopiens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aion Megopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Public nudity is compulsory, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chronotopia's national animal is the Shebogum, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Tempusism, and its currency is the Capitol.

Chronotopia is ranked 3rd in Lazarus and 121st in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 1,047 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Chronotopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, public nudity is compulsory.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, Chronotopia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronotopia, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.

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