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The United Star States of Chronopolice

“Tempus fugit.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: 10000 Islands

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The United Star States of Chronopolice is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pi Chronopolice with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 17.237 billion Chronopoliceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chronopolice's national animal is the Cheshire cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Schrodinger.

Chronopolice is ranked 28th in 10000 Islands and 3,033rd in the world for Largest Populations, with 17,237 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 18 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Chronopolice was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Chronopolice voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Pi Chronopolice's bedroom.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.

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