The United Star States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Tempus fugit.
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The United Star States of Chronopolice is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pi Chronopolice with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.136 billion Chronopoliceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chronopolicean economy, worth a remarkable 7,013 trillion Schrodingers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 366,496 Schrodingers, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Central Times is sold out, and Cheshire cats are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Chronopolice's national animal is the Cheshire cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chronopolice is ranked 1,743rd in 10000 Islands and 129,971st in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -11 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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