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The United Star States of Chronopolice

“Tempus fugit.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: 10000 Islands

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The United Star States of Chronopolice is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Pi Chronopolice with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 16.904 billion Chronopoliceans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Central Times is sold out, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chronopolice's national animal is the Cheshire cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Schrodinger.

Chronopolice is ranked 628th in 10000 Islands and 68,763rd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 0 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Chronopolice was endorsed by The Beautiful Anarchy of Awesomeness of pandas.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Central Times is sold out.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, euthanasia is legal.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Chronopolice, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Central.

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