The United Star States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Tempus fugit.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United Star States of Chronopolice is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pi Chronopolice with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.623 billion Chronopoliceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chronopolicean economy, worth a remarkable 7,221 trillion Schrodingers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 368,024 Schrodingers, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Pi Chronopolice off a murder charge, and the number of children one can have is restricted by law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Chronopolice's national animal is the Cheshire cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chronopolice is ranked 13th in 10000 Islands and 390th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 1,522 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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