Population | 19.997 billion |
Capital | Los Cincos Muertos |
Leader | The Dead Jackal |
Faith | LapFox Traxism |
Currency | Keemstar |
Animal | Komodo Jackal |
The Awkwardly Realistic Lugia of Christopolas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Dead Jackal with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.997 billion Christopolasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Cincos Muertos. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Christopolasian economy, worth a remarkable 8,763 trillion Keemstars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 438,230 Keemstars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
An internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Dead Jackal, the newest shade developed by Christopolas's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', diplomacy is a foreign concept to Christopolasians, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Christopolas's national animal is the Komodo Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LapFox Traxism.
Christopolas is ranked 306,190th in the world and 9th in J Geils Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.31 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Christopolas, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Christopolas, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Christopolasians.
- : Christopolas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Christopolas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Christopolas's influence in J Geils Island rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Following new legislation in Christopolas, the newest shade developed by Christopolas's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
- : Christopolas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Christopolas, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Dead Jackal.
- : Following new legislation in Christopolas, visiting the best Christopolasian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Christopolas, Los Cincos Muertos's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.