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Christopolas

Population19.997 billion

CapitalLos Cincos Muertos
LeaderThe Dead Jackal
FaithLapFox Traxism

CurrencyKeemstar
AnimalKomodo Jackal

The Awkwardly Realistic Lugia of Christopolas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Dead Jackal with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.997 billion Christopolasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Cincos Muertos. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Christopolasian economy, worth a remarkable 8,763 trillion Keemstars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 438,230 Keemstars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

An internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Dead Jackal, the newest shade developed by Christopolas's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', diplomacy is a foreign concept to Christopolasians, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Christopolas's national animal is the Komodo Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LapFox Traxism.

Christopolas is ranked 306,190th in the world and 9th in J Geils Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.31 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Black Market: 252ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 377thMost Advanced Public Transport: 379thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 479thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 543rdMost Armed: 747thRudest Citizens: 753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 755thHighest Average Incomes: 765thMost Rebellious Youth: 896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,004thHighest Economic Output: 1,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,207thHighest Crime Rates: 1,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,601stMost Efficient Economies: 1,810thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,204thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,271stLargest Governments: 2,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,897thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,962ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,970thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,166thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,301stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,372ndMost Cultured: 3,386thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,048thSmartest Citizens: 4,281stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,574thMost Developed: 5,087thHighest Food Quality: 5,413thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,020thMost Patriotic: 6,080thBest Weather: 10,224thMost Inclusive: 10,506thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,056thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,771stLargest Retail Industry: 14,413thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,625thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,459thFattest Citizens: 21,756thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,963rd

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Christopolas, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Christopolas, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Christopolasians.
  • : Christopolas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Christopolas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Christopolas's influence in J Geils Island rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Christopolas, the newest shade developed by Christopolas's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Christopolas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Christopolas, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Dead Jackal.
  • : Following new legislation in Christopolas, visiting the best Christopolasian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Following new legislation in Christopolas, Los Cincos Muertos's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.

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