Location: Dreamworld

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Private Beach of Christie Brinkley is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Christie Brinkley with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.223 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bonfire. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Christie Brinkley's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Animism, and its currency is the dollar.

Christie Brinkley is ranked 18th in Dreamworld and 110,049th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.015 Stalins.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and