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The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats

“Iesus via et veritas et vita est”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Catholic

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The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by His Holiness Pope Francis with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.643 billion Christian Democrats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 41%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Voting is voluntary, Christian Democrats's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians, genetic researchers have been expelled, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the νόμισμα.

Christian Democrats is ranked 6th in Catholic and 42,616th in the world for Nudest, with 162 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Christian Democrats approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal Freedom of Marriage Act".
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, Christian Democrats's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, voting is voluntary.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.

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