The Most Holy and Grand Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Holiness Pope Francis with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.806 billion Christian Democrats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 3,093 trillion νόμισμαs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 224,057 νόμισμαs, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christian Democrats is ranked 38th in Catholic and 134,616th in the world for Nudest, with 36 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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