The Most Holy and Grand Empire of
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The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Holiness Pope Francis with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.1 billion Christian Democrats enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 2,922 trillion νόμισμαs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,103 νόμισμαs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Christian Democrats has found 4 easter eggs), EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christian Democrats is ranked 42nd in Catholic and 117,463rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -18 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Christian Democrats voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, the military struggles with recruitment.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Christian Democrats has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Most Holy and Grand Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.

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