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The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats

“Iesus via et veritas et vita est”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Catholic

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The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Holiness Pope Francis with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.872 billion Christian Democrats are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the νόμισμα.

Christian Democrats is ranked 22nd in Catholic and 92,338th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Christian Democrats lodged a message on the Catholic Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Christian Democrats voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend McMasterdonia".
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Christian Democrats approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Christian Democrats voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Christian Democrats, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.

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