The Free Land of
Corporate Police State
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.581 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 12,065 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 686,296 money is redundants, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,136,324 per year while the poor average 51,216, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

It is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Chris Hall has found 2 easter eggs), mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 1st in the West Pacific and 48th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 3,392 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Chris Hall has found 2 easter eggs).
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, online tourism reviews of Chris Hall are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, military service is compulsory.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.

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