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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.028 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, much of Chris Hall's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and Chris Hall's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 3,277th in the West Pacific and 88,542nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 37 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Chris Hall's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, much of Chris Hall's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Chris Hall.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

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