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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.086 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and there are no minimum wage laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 3,917th in the West Pacific and 112,251st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 15 hours ago: Chris Hall fell out of the world Top 1% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 16 hours ago: Chris Hall fell out of the regional Top 1% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.

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