The Free Land of
Corporate Police State
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.203 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 11,704 trillion money is redundants a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 680,350 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,597,519 per year while the poor average 37,233, a ratio of 123 to 1.

The military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, the government is buying children's books by the thousands, criminals are executed and their property seized, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 3rd in the West Pacific and 96th in the world for Safest, scoring 5,981.914 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, most academic research has ground to a halt.

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