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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.605 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 3,099th in the West Pacific and 106,311th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 1 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, military spending is on the increase.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.

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