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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.692 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 11,273 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 675,394 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,578,258 per year while the poor average 16,800, a ratio of 332 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Chris Hall-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, the government is avowedly atheist, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 1st in the West Pacific and 194th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 589 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Chris Hall-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.

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