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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.103 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 3,959th in the West Pacific and 113,010th in the world for Best Weather, with -6,107 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Chris Hall fell out of the world Top 1% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Chris Hall fell out of the regional Top 1% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.

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