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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.721 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Squish-lord's name on an hourly basis, airport security is provided by private companies, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Chris Hall after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 3,354th in the West Pacific and 111,447th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -14,191 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Chris Hall after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Squish-lord's name on an hourly basis.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, diplomats in Chris Hall are furious at constant police surveillance.

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