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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.8 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

The free man is believed to be extinct, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 1st in the West Pacific and 31st in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 35 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the free man is believed to be extinct.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Chris Hall is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.

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