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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.552 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

Trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 3,303rd in the West Pacific and 112,208th in the world for Best Weather, with -5,909 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the Great Chris Hall Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.

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