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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.431 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Chris Hall's many privately-owned prisons, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 1st in the West Pacific and 17th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 41 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Chris Hall's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Wherever the Squish-lord lives was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.

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