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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.274 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, the government is spending billions of taxpayer money is redundants to support the Arms Manufacturing industry, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 4,150th in the West Pacific and 120,705th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -2,053 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is spending billions of taxpayer money is redundants to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.

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