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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.974 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

All streets are privately owned toll roads, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 1st in the West Pacific and 26th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, citizens must pay to enjoy Chris Hall's pristine beaches.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.

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