Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.285 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, nudity is frowned upon, and speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Money Money Money, and its currency is the money is redundant.

Chris Hall is ranked 1st in the West Pacific and 28th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 42 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is spending billions of taxpayer money is redundants to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Chris Hall, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.

More...

View Forum posts

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics