The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of
Benevolent Dictatorship
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Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.339 billion ChiConians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ChiConian economy, worth a remarkable 3,410 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 196,692 yuan, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,044,342 per year while the poor average 19,571, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', citizens must pay to enjoy ChiCon's pristine beaches, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Panda Lasagne is a hit, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mao's Red Book.

ChiCon is ranked 35th in China and 124,041st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -14 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 7 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: ChiCon's influence in China rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 11 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 15 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 28 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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