Most Armed: 474th Highest Crime Rates: 479th Most Efficient Economies: 537th
The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of
Benevolent Dictatorship
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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.373 billion ChiConians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ChiConian economy, worth a remarkable 4,512 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 221,503 yuan, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,119,792 per year while the poor average 24,366, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, military spending is on the increase, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and ChiCon successfully hosted the China Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the ChiConian Little Red Book.

ChiCon is ranked 163,269th in the world and 13th in China for Longest Average Lifespans, with 27.18 Years.

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Most Armed: 474thHighest Crime Rates: 479thMost Efficient Economies: 537thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 730thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 881stLargest Gambling Industry: 992ndLargest Retail Industry: 995thHighest Economic Output: 1,039thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,156thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,250thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,469thFattest Citizens: 1,561stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,612thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,962ndMost Avoided: 2,250thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,283rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,498thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,769thLargest Populations: 2,911thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,033rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,088thHighest Average Incomes: 3,267thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,443rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,205thLargest Mining Sector: 5,399thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,832ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,134thRudest Citizens: 6,329thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,586thTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,233rdNudest: 11,189thMost Pro-Market: 11,953rdHighest Drug Use: 14,426thMost Cultured: 14,646thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,358th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, ChiCon successfully hosted the China Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, military spending is on the increase.
  • : ChiCon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : ChiCon was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.

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