Most Armed: 527th Highest Crime Rates: 541st Most Efficient Economies: 557th
The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of
Benevolent Dictatorship
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Regional Influence
Contender
Councillor
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.02 billion ChiConians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ChiConian economy, worth a remarkable 4,160 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 207,831 yuan, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,328,403 per year while the poor average 13,326, a ratio of 99.7 to 1.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the ChiConian Little Red Book.

ChiCon is ranked 179,676th in the world and 15th in China for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 7.23 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Armed: 527thHighest Crime Rates: 541stMost Efficient Economies: 557thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 803rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 945thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,113thHighest Economic Output: 1,160thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,199thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,258thLargest Retail Industry: 1,384thFattest Citizens: 1,732ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,868thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,098thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,214thMost Avoided: 2,378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,480thLargest Populations: 2,933rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,131stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,300thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,385thRudest Citizens: 3,616thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,665thHighest Average Incomes: 3,744thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,442ndMost Pro-Market: 5,144thLargest Mining Sector: 5,889thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,660thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,299thTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,862ndNudest: 10,945thMost Cultured: 15,582nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : The Cultural-Civilization of Zhong Hua Min Zu appointed ChiCon as Councillor with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in China.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Panzer brigade i dismissed ChiCon as Councillor of China.
  • : ChiCon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, auditors are gutting every governmental department.

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