Most Armed: 525th Highest Crime Rates: 547th Most Efficient Economies: 570th
The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of
Benevolent Dictatorship
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Regional Influence
Contender
Councillor
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.867 billion ChiConians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ChiConian economy, worth a remarkable 4,127 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 207,775 yuan, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,328,043 per year while the poor average 13,323, a ratio of 99.7 to 1.

The government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", and the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the ChiConian Little Red Book.

ChiCon is ranked 1,160th in the world and 1st in China for Highest Economic Output, with 4,127 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 525thHighest Crime Rates: 547thMost Efficient Economies: 570thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 785thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 940thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,126thHighest Economic Output: 1,160thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,252ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,341stFattest Citizens: 1,683rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,819thTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,048thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,087thMost Avoided: 2,344thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,397thLargest Populations: 2,945thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,111thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,255thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,310thHighest Average Incomes: 3,665thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,756thRudest Citizens: 3,788thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,042ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,356thMost Pro-Market: 5,721stLargest Mining Sector: 5,830thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,471stLargest Insurance Industry: 8,308thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 9,811thNudest: 11,420thMost Cultured: 15,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,227th
Top
10%
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Cultural-Civilization of Zhong Hua Min Zu appointed ChiCon as Councillor with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in China.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Nomadic Peoples of Panzer Brigade I dismissed ChiCon as Councillor of China.
  • : ChiCon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Panda Sea.

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