Highest Crime Rates: 428th Most Armed: 434th Most Efficient Economies: 550th
The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of
Benevolent Dictatorship
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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.558 billion ChiConians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ChiConian economy, worth a remarkable 4,733 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 230,272 yuan, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,540,525 per year while the poor average 12,983, a ratio of 118 to 1.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, graffiti graces every city's streets, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the ChiConian Little Red Book.

ChiCon is ranked 138,130th in the world and 15th in China for Highest Poor Incomes, with 12,983.88 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Crime Rates: 428thMost Armed: 434thMost Efficient Economies: 550thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 691stLargest Gambling Industry: 722ndLargest Retail Industry: 753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 827thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 830thHighest Economic Output: 985thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,122ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,181stFattest Citizens: 1,257thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,467thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,001stRudest Citizens: 2,024thMost Avoided: 2,074thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,349thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,776thLargest Populations: 2,915thHighest Average Incomes: 2,963rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,064thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,260thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,467thLargest Mining Sector: 4,805thMost Pro-Market: 5,511thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,745thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,692ndTop
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Nudest: 8,759thLargest Black Market: 8,965thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,756thHighest Drug Use: 11,575thMost Cultured: 13,502nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph the Chiconian People's Party.
  • : ChiCon was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, abortions are routinely performed in ChiCon's hospitals.

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