Highest Crime Rates: 400th Most Armed: 441st Most Efficient Economies: 539th
The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of
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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.18 billion ChiConians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ChiConian economy, worth a remarkable 5,379 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 254,011 yuan, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,521,794 per year while the poor average 19,236, a ratio of 79.1 to 1.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Panda', and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the ChiConian Little Red Book.

ChiCon is ranked 19,200th in the world and 2nd in China for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Highest Crime Rates: 400thMost Armed: 441stMost Efficient Economies: 539thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 555thLargest Gambling Industry: 565thLargest Retail Industry: 573rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 596thHighest Economic Output: 799thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 847thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 873rdFattest Citizens: 915thRudest Citizens: 1,091stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,161stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,183rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,463rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,512thTop
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Most Avoided: 1,819thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,898thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,136thHighest Average Incomes: 2,242ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,246thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,719thLargest Populations: 2,821stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,951stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,685thLargest Mining Sector: 4,107thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,601stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,899thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,311thLargest Black Market: 8,374thHighest Drug Use: 8,530thMost Pro-Market: 8,547thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,249thNudest: 9,605thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,484thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,856thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,978th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Panda'.
  • : ChiCon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, abortions are routinely performed in ChiCon's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : ChiCon's influence in China rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding ChiCon.

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