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Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Superb	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Few

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: China

Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.415 billion enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism industries.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, ChiCon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, ChiCon's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and citizens must pay to enjoy ChiCon's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Mao's Red Book, and its currency is the yuan.

ChiCon is ranked 2nd in China and 3,610th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 9 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Easter Eggs (2) Top 10% of China for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of China for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Armed Top 5% of China for Most Armed Top 5% of China for Most Avoided Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided Top 10% of China for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of China for Most Subsidized Industry Top 10% of China for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 5% of China for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured Top 10% of China for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 10% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of China for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of China for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of China for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 10% of China for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 10% of China for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry Top 10% of China for Largest Gambling Industry Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of China for Most Influential Top 10% of China for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of China for Most Extensive Civil Rights Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 5% of China for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 10% of China for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of China for Nudest Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 10% of China for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector Top 5% of China for Largest Populations Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of China for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 10% of China for Largest Retail Industry Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 10% of China for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of China for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 10% of China for Stupidest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 10% of China for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

2 days 2 hours ago: ChiCon lodged a message on the China Regional Message Board.
2 days 17 hours ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
5 days ago: Following new legislation in ChiCon, citizens must pay to enjoy ChiCon's pristine beaches.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in ChiCon, ChiCon's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in ChiCon, ChiCon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
10 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).
10 days ago: ChiCon fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
11 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
23 days ago: Following new legislation in ChiCon, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
23 days ago: Following new legislation in ChiCon, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding ChiCon.