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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon

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Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: China

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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.728 billion ChiConians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism industries.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and citizens must pay to enjoy ChiCon's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Mao's Red Book, and its currency is the yuan.

ChiCon is ranked 1st in China and 2,267th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChiCon, citizens must pay to enjoy ChiCon's pristine beaches.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChiCon, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChiCon, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChiCon, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChiCon, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • 6 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 8 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 9 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • 12 days ago: ChiCon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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