Highest Crime Rates: 418th Most Armed: 463rd Most Efficient Economies: 539th
The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of
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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.775 billion ChiConians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ChiConian economy, worth a remarkable 5,142 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 247,509 yuan, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,736,893 per year while the poor average 12,040, a ratio of 144 to 1.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the ChiConian Little Red Book.

ChiCon is ranked 4,053rd in the world and 1st in China for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 13,028.83 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 418thMost Armed: 463rdMost Efficient Economies: 539thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 607thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 608thLargest Gambling Industry: 715thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 717thLargest Retail Industry: 786thHighest Economic Output: 866thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 954thFattest Citizens: 1,095thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,124thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,554thRudest Citizens: 1,565thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,873rdMost Avoided: 1,930thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,965thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,996thHighest Average Incomes: 2,407thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,608thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,675thLargest Populations: 2,881stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,169thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,643rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,053rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,373rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,526thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,059thMost Pro-Market: 5,454thLargest Black Market: 8,463rdNudest: 9,049thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 10,824thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,861stHighest Drug Use: 11,302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,197thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,225thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,547thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,814thMost Extreme: 17,927th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : ChiCon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Rudest Citizens, the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (ChiCon has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Zhongnanhai as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, citizens must pay to enjoy ChiCon's pristine beaches.

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