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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet

“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Nazi Europa

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.124 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the mark.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 114th in Nazi Europa and 110,924th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -2,329.5 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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