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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet

“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Nazi Europa

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.361 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Nudity is frowned upon, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Chicken Cutlet. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the mark.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 1st in Nazi Europa and 559th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 59 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: #1).
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Landmine Convention"".
  • 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: #1).
  • 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".
  • 9 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: #1).
  • 11 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 11 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 12 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
  • 14 days ago: Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • 15 days ago: Chicken Cutlet fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Scarsaw, Kudge, Boothe Reich, THE POED METALHEDZ, and Wiking Nordland.

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