The Confederacy of
Corporate Police State
Big problems are solved by bigger guns
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.774 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 3,899 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 283,125 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,434,929 per year while the poor average 30,988, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 2nd in Nazi Europa and 1,443rd in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 13 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 69 minutes ago

  • 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked #1 in the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • 8 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 9 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 9 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 10 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 11 days ago: Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • 12 days ago: Chicken Cutlet fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Armed.

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