Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 636th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 728th Most Devout: 764th
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Corporate Police State
Big problems are solved by bigger guns
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.683 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 4,838 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 290,030 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,612,441 per year while the poor average 26,133, a ratio of 61.7 to 1.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, and school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 9,122nd in the world and 33rd in Nazi Europa for Most Pro-Market, scoring 82.89 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 636thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 728thMost Devout: 764thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 788thLargest Retail Industry: 815thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 844thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 904thHighest Economic Output: 948thFattest Citizens: 1,003rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,298thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,319thHighest Average Incomes: 1,419thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,469thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,555thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,768thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,985thMost Avoided: 2,130thMost Influential: 2,403rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,569thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,427thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,656thLowest Crime Rates: 3,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,332ndLargest Populations: 5,004thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,025thRudest Citizens: 5,434thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,289thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,122ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,541stLargest Black Market: 10,185thLargest Governments: 10,210thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,485thMost Stationary: 12,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,832nd
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the region

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