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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.577 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 4,153 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 284,910 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,095,431 per year while the poor average 51,028, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, and flogging is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 4th in Nazi Europa and 1,238th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 438 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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