The Confederacy of
Corporate Police State
Big problems are solved by bigger guns
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.893 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 4,231 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 284,152 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,320,122 per year while the poor average 36,755, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, concussed batball players cannot remember their lineup position, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 118th in Nazi Europa and 39,865th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 3 Whatever.

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