“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Instigator
Location: Nazi Europa
The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.361 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.
Nudity is frowned upon, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Chicken Cutlet. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the mark.
Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago
- 5 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: #1).
- 1 day 8 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Landmine Convention"".
- 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: #1).
- 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".
- 9 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: #1).
- 11 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 1%).
- 11 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- 12 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
- 14 days ago: Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- 15 days ago: Chicken Cutlet fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.