Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 631st Most Devout: 660th Largest Retail Industry: 713th
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Corporate Police State
Big problems are solved by bigger guns
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.96 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 4,632 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 290,252 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,613,674 per year while the poor average 26,153, a ratio of 61.7 to 1.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, and school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 49,940th in the world and 424th in Nazi Europa for Most Authoritarian, with 0.75 Stalins.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 631stMost Devout: 660thLargest Retail Industry: 713thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 722ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 752ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 805thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 832ndFattest Citizens: 912thHighest Economic Output: 960thLargest Mining Sector: 1,141stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,249thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,317thHighest Average Incomes: 1,327thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,504thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,674thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,923rdMost Avoided: 1,966thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,435thMost Influential: 2,597thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,395thLowest Crime Rates: 3,561stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,567thRudest Citizens: 4,413thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,561stLargest Populations: 5,215thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,432ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,345thMost Pro-Market: 8,474thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,318thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,546thLargest Governments: 9,689thMost Conservative: 10,283rdLargest Black Market: 10,349thMost Extreme: 10,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,373rdMost Stationary: 14,100thMost Efficient Economies: 17,006th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the region

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