Location: NAZI EUROPE

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.367 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Harry Potter books are banned, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, the Great Chicken Cutlet Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the mark.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 1st in NAZI EUROPE and 626th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 19 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and