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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet

“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Nazi Europa

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.666 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the mark.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 94th in Nazi Europa and 119,643rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -399 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Prevention of Torture"".
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Condemn Great Nepal"".
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet lodged a message on the Nazi Europa Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".
  • 5 days ago: Chicken Cutlet approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Condemn the Greater German Reich"".
  • 7 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: #1).
  • 7 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn General Halcones".
  • 9 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).
  • 9 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: #1).

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