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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet

“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Nazi Europa

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.475 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Nudity is frowned upon, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Chicken Cutlet. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the mark.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 9th in Nazi Europa and 10,999th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 5 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • 6 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet was endorsed by The United Kingdom of The British Union of Norsefire.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: #1).
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rules of Surrender".
  • 5 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn North Korea"".
  • 8 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Durkadurkiranistan II"".
  • 11 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The General Patent Charter"".
  • 13 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The International Communist Union".

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Scarsaw, Boothe Reich, THE POED METALHEDZ, and The British Union of Norsefire.

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