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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet

“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Nazi Europa

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.968 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Military spending recently hit a new high, euthanasia is illegal, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the mark.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 120th in Nazi Europa and 109,778th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 3 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Sciongrad".
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 6 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend McMasterdonia".
  • 7 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".
  • 7 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Capitalist Paradise".
  • 17 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Yohannes".
  • 19 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Child Welfare in Adoption".
  • 21 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend The Joint Systems Alliance"".
  • 22 days ago: Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.

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