The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.774 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 3,899 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 283,125 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,434,929 per year while the poor average 30,988, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.
Hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity: 69 minutes ago
- 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
- 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
- 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked #1 in the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
- 5 days ago: Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- 8 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
- 9 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- 9 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
- 10 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
- 11 days ago: Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- 12 days ago: Chicken Cutlet fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Armed.