“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Contender
Location: Nazi Europa
The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.184 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.
The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the mark.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 2 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Individual Working Freedoms".
- 15 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
- 16 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
- 3 days 2 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Panem"".
- 3 days 16 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- 6 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Wiking Nordland.
- 7 days ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked #1 in the region for Fattest Citizens.
- 8 days ago: Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- 9 days ago: Chicken Cutlet fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- 11 days ago: Chicken Cutlet fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.