“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: Nazi Europa
The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.475 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.
Nudity is frowned upon, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Chicken Cutlet. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the mark.
Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago
- 4 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- 5 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- 6 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet was endorsed by The United Kingdom of The British Union of Norsefire.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: #1).
- 1 day 9 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
- 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rules of Surrender".
- 5 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn North Korea"".
- 8 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Durkadurkiranistan II"".
- 11 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The General Patent Charter"".
- 13 days ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The International Communist Union".