The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.174 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 4,691 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 290,048 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,612,543 per year while the poor average 26,134, a ratio of 61.7 to 1.
The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, and school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Macedonia".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pesticide Regulations".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Arab League"".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Alliance Against Nazis"".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Crime and Punishment".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
- : Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".