Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 638th Most Devout: 720th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 726th
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Corporate Police State
Big problems are solved by bigger guns
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.309 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 4,730 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 290,070 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,612,660 per year while the poor average 26,136, a ratio of 61.7 to 1.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, and school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 166,335th in the world and 600th in Nazi Europa for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -31.46 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 638thMost Devout: 720thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 726thLargest Retail Industry: 747thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 772ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 853rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 868thHighest Economic Output: 962ndFattest Citizens: 965thLargest Mining Sector: 1,171stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,287thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,335thHighest Average Incomes: 1,365thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,409thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,539thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,762ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,950thMost Avoided: 2,084thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,485thMost Influential: 2,505thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,473rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,559thLowest Crime Rates: 3,687thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,398thRudest Citizens: 4,464thLargest Populations: 5,073rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,604thMost Pro-Market: 8,143rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,666thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,827thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,713thLargest Governments: 10,013thLargest Black Market: 10,199thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,169thMost Stationary: 13,401st
Top
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".
  • : Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act".
  • : Chicken Cutlet was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Jordante.
  • : Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 5% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Place that has No Big Banks".
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Protocol"".

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