The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.316 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 4,347 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 283,851 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,318,726 per year while the poor average 36,717, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.
Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, concussed batball players cannot remember their lineup position, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".
- : Chicken Cutlet was endorsed by The Dominion of Nazi Britannia.
- : Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: #1).
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promotion of Clean Energy".
- : Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).
- : Chicken Cutlet was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rillian.
- : Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
- : Chicken Cutlet was endorsed by The Empire of Volturia.
- : Chicken Cutlet was endorsed by The Panzerdivision of Wiking Nordland.
- : Chicken Cutlet lodged a message on the Nazi Europa Regional Message Board.