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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet

“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Nazi Europa

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.083 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 3,652 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 279,163 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,414,852 per year while the poor average 30,555, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, and there are no minimum wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 4th in Nazi Europa and 7,874th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 211 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Chicken Cutlet.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "War Crimes Tribunal".
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 1%).
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout (last census: #1).
  • 4 days ago: Chicken Cutlet approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Freedom of Marriage Act"".

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Scarsaw, The Aryan Order, Svarttjern, The Gregorach, StormAhead, Wiking Nordland, German Dragons, and GreatNazis.

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