Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 637th Most Devout: 701st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 722nd
The Confederacy of
Corporate Police State
Big problems are solved by bigger guns
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.174 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 4,691 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 290,048 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,612,543 per year while the poor average 26,134, a ratio of 61.7 to 1.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, and school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 78,904th in the world and 347th in Nazi Europa for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,134.86 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 637thMost Devout: 701stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 722ndLargest Retail Industry: 734thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 766thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 840thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 855thFattest Citizens: 943rdHighest Economic Output: 955thLargest Mining Sector: 1,155thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,332ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,349thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,380thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,523rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,730thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,961stMost Avoided: 2,055thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,457thMost Influential: 2,535thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,523rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,530thLowest Crime Rates: 3,624thRudest Citizens: 4,393rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,496thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,002ndLargest Populations: 5,174thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,262ndTop
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Most Pro-Market: 7,538thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,788thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,849thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,260thLargest Governments: 10,047thLargest Black Market: 10,275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,029thMost Stationary: 13,734th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chicken Cutlet's influence in Nazi Europa rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Macedonia".
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pesticide Regulations".
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Arab League"".
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Alliance Against Nazis"".
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Crime and Punishment".
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
  • : Chicken Cutlet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".

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