The Confederacy of
Corporate Police State
Big problems are solved by bigger guns
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.984 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 3,972 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 284,106 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,439,902 per year while the poor average 31,096, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', Chicken Cutlet City is a police state during international summits, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 11th in Nazi Europa and 7,411th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 33 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preserving Antimicrobials".
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, Chicken Cutlet City is a police state during international summits.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chicken Cutlet, half of Chicken Cutlet's doctors can't speak the language.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet lodged a message on the Nazi Europa Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet lodged a message on the Nazi Europa Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet lodged a message on the Nazi Europa Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Chicken Cutlet lodged a message on the Nazi Europa Regional Message Board.

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