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The Free Territory of Chestaan

“For the Greater Good”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

Overview • PeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Free Territory of Chestaan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 3.687 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Chestaan successfully hosted the the West Pacific Olympics, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Guevara.

Chestaan is ranked 2,775th in the West Pacific and 73,728th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.201 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChestaanChestaan, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 10 hours ago: ChestaanChestaan was endorsed by The Empire of MediobogdumThe Empire of Mediobogdum.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChestaanChestaan, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChestaanChestaan, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChestaanChestaan, Chestaan successfully hosted the the West Pacific Olympics.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChestaanChestaan, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: ChestaanChestaan was endorsed by The Idiocracy of LamebrainiaThe Idiocracy of Lamebrainia.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ChestaanChestaan, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ChestaanChestaan, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ChestaanChestaan, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.

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