Most Cheerful Citizens: 349th Least Corrupt Governments: 396th Nicest Citizens: 406th
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The Free Territory of Chestaan is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.666 billion Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The large but underdeveloped Chestaanian economy, worth 922 trillion Guevaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 86,483 Guevaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, religious education is a new government priority, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chestaan is ranked 781st in the world and 12th in the West Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,538.28 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 349thLeast Corrupt Governments: 396thNicest Citizens: 406thMost Pacifist: 493rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 603rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 637thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 781stSafest: 886thHighest Average Tax Rates: 932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 977thBest Weather: 1,003rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,035thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,282ndMost Cultured: 1,295thLargest Governments: 1,397thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,466thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 1,676thMost Influential: 2,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,157thMost Stationary: 2,617thSmartest Citizens: 2,841stLowest Crime Rates: 3,363rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,396thMost Devout: 3,499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,545thMost Inclusive: 6,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,730thMost Income Equality: 7,130thTop
Nudest: 9,122ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,219thLargest Populations: 10,252ndHighest Economic Output: 11,555thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,008thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,202ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,461st
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Devout: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148th in the regionMost Inclusive: 196th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 225th in the regionNudest: 257th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 335th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 369th in the regionMost Income Equality: 380th in the regionMost Developed: 532nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 553rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 639th in the region

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