Most Cheerful Citizens: 346th Least Corrupt Governments: 383rd Nicest Citizens: 388th
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The Free Territory of Chestaan is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.493 billion Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The large but underdeveloped Chestaanian economy, worth 907 trillion Guevaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 86,483 Guevaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, religious education is a new government priority, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chestaan is ranked 38,113th in the world and 990th in the West Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 86,483.33 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 346thLeast Corrupt Governments: 383rdNicest Citizens: 388thMost Pacifist: 480thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 577thMost Compassionate Citizens: 606thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 731stSafest: 852ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 878thMost Beautiful Environments: 941stBest Weather: 949thLongest Average Lifespans: 983rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,263rdMost Cultured: 1,268thLargest Governments: 1,319thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,442ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,630thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,771stMost Influential: 2,014thMost Stationary: 2,651stSmartest Citizens: 2,747thLowest Crime Rates: 3,286thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,338thMost Devout: 3,433rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,728thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,405thMost Inclusive: 5,924thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,676thMost Income Equality: 7,906thTop
Nudest: 8,592ndLargest Populations: 10,293rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,378thHighest Economic Output: 11,552ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,285thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,487th
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Devout: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionLargest Populations: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 129th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionMost Inclusive: 192nd in the regionNudest: 218th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 226th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 351st in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 524th in the regionMost Developed: 551st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 555th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 688th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 845th in the regionMost Politically Free: 894th in the region

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