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The Free Territory of Chestaan

“For the Greater Good”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Free Territory of Chestaan is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.088 billion, 4.838 billion of whom are zombies, Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, Chestaan's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Guevara.

Chestaan is ranked 3,964th in the West Pacific and 114,925th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -31 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Chestaan is currently researching a cure.

People: 250,207,289

Zombies: 4,838,056,220

Dead: 1,585,101,051

Survival Rate: 3.75%

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