Most Cheerful Citizens: 349th Least Corrupt Governments: 450th Nicest Citizens: 454th
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The Free Territory of Chestaan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.269 billion Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The enormous but inefficient Chestaanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Guevaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 92,576 Guevaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, religious education is a new government priority, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chestaan is ranked 450th in the world and 9th in the West Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.75 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 349thLeast Corrupt Governments: 450thNicest Citizens: 454thMost Pacifist: 525thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 631stMost Compassionate Citizens: 698thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 870thSafest: 888thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,074thBest Weather: 1,077thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,167thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,220thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,296thMost Cultured: 1,454thLargest Governments: 1,507thHealthiest Citizens: 1,762ndTop
Most Influential: 2,286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,413thMost Stationary: 2,415thSmartest Citizens: 3,044thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,450thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,460thLowest Crime Rates: 3,476thMost Devout: 3,561stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,078thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,708thMost Inclusive: 6,906thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,018thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,845thLargest Populations: 9,879thNudest: 10,242ndHighest Economic Output: 10,490thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,768thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,355thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,056th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 158th in the regionMost Inclusive: 236th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 302nd in the regionNudest: 329th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 563rd in the regionMost Developed: 574th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 633rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 659th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 763rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 899th in the region

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