Most Cheerful Citizens: 348th Least Corrupt Governments: 423rd Nicest Citizens: 428th
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The Free Territory of Chestaan is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.009 billion Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The large but underdeveloped Chestaanian economy, worth 952 trillion Guevaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 86,559 Guevaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, religious education is a new government priority, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chestaan is ranked 23,175th in the world and 1,287th in the West Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 78.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 348thLeast Corrupt Governments: 423rdNicest Citizens: 428thMost Pacifist: 517thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 621stMost Compassionate Citizens: 663rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 839thSafest: 900thHighest Average Tax Rates: 981stBest Weather: 1,037thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,040thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,113thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,297thMost Cultured: 1,368thLargest Governments: 1,452ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,492ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,732ndTop
Most Influential: 2,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,238thMost Stationary: 2,509thSmartest Citizens: 2,949thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,441stLowest Crime Rates: 3,447thMost Devout: 3,528thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,953rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,734thMost Inclusive: 6,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,822ndTop
Most Income Equality: 9,760thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,000thLargest Populations: 10,033rdNudest: 10,167thHighest Economic Output: 11,411thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,979thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,560thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,994th
Most Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 82nd in the regionLargest Populations: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 125th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 149th in the regionMost Inclusive: 219th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 236th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 372nd in the regionNudest: 378th in the regionMost Developed: 576th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 618th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 787th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 901st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,050th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,106th in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,287th in the region

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