Most Cheerful Citizens: 335th Nicest Citizens: 364th Least Corrupt Governments: 377th
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The Free Territory of Chestaan is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.966 billion Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The large but underdeveloped Chestaanian economy, worth 861 trillion Guevaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 86,418 Guevaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, religious education is a new government priority, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chestaan is ranked 890th in the world and 11th in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with 465 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 335thNicest Citizens: 364thLeast Corrupt Governments: 377thMost Pacifist: 429thMost Compassionate Citizens: 517thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 791stSafest: 843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 846thMost Beautiful Environments: 865thBest Weather: 890thMost Cultured: 1,144thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,202ndLargest Governments: 1,212thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,258thHealthiest Citizens: 1,494thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,783rdTop
Most Influential: 1,950thSmartest Citizens: 2,585thMost Stationary: 2,789thLowest Crime Rates: 3,165thMost Devout: 3,209thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,341stMost Inclusive: 4,191stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,844thMost Income Equality: 7,933rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,276thNudest: 10,304thLargest Populations: 10,766thHighest Economic Output: 11,702ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,895th
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionMost Inclusive: 134th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 134th in the regionNudest: 212th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 215th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 327th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 447th in the regionMost Income Equality: 453rd in the regionMost Developed: 454th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 794th in the regionMost Politically Free: 812th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 928th in the region

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