The Free Territory of
Left-wing Utopia
For the Greater Good
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
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The Free Territory of Chestaan is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.574 billion Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The sizeable but stagnant Chestaanian economy, worth 83.8 trillion Guevaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 11,063 Guevaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Chestaan to be bombproof, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chestaan is ranked 7,075th in the West Pacific and 142,717th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 3 days ago: Chestaan was endorsed by The Democratic States of Zogradia.
  • 6 days ago: Chestaan was endorsed by The Republic of Sartrea.
  • 8 days ago: Chestaan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 18 days ago: Chestaan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
  • 25 days ago: Chestaan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 35 days ago: Chestaan was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Chestaan, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Chestaan, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Chestaan to be bombproof.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Chestaan, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 38 days ago: Chestaan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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