Most Cheerful Citizens: 354th Nicest Citizens: 419th Least Corrupt Governments: 421st
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The Free Territory of Chestaan is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.871 billion Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The large but underdeveloped Chestaanian economy, worth 940 trillion Guevaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 86,559 Guevaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, religious education is a new government priority, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chestaan is ranked 183,225th in the world and 11,966th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -51.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 354thNicest Citizens: 419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 421stMost Pacifist: 509thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 613thMost Compassionate Citizens: 652ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 811thSafest: 892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 966thBest Weather: 1,020thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,026thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,087thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,305thMost Cultured: 1,339thLargest Governments: 1,447thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,500thHealthiest Citizens: 1,725thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,047thMost Influential: 2,140thMost Stationary: 2,574thSmartest Citizens: 2,914thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,406thLowest Crime Rates: 3,407thMost Devout: 3,505thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,955thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,704thMost Inclusive: 6,380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,817thMost Income Equality: 9,085thTop
Nudest: 9,613thLargest Populations: 10,078thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,261stHighest Economic Output: 11,462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,119thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,777th
Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Devout: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th in the regionLargest Populations: 94th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150th in the regionMost Inclusive: 212th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 245th in the regionNudest: 324th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 400th in the regionMost Developed: 582nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 600th in the regionMost Income Equality: 725th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 919th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,024th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,057th in the region

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