The Free Territory of Chestaan is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.871 billion Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The large but underdeveloped Chestaanian economy, worth 940 trillion Guevaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 86,559 Guevaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, religious education is a new government priority, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chestaan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Chestaan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Talongarde.
- : Chestaan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Grazobia.
- : Chestaan was endorsed by The Republic of Davelands.
- : Chestaan endorsed The Delegate of TWP of Big Bad Badger.
- : Chestaan endorsed The Free Land of DiscGolfLand.
- : Chestaan was endorsed by The Free Land of DiscGolfLand.
- : Chestaan was endorsed by The Socionational Republic of Necronicum.
- : Chestaan was endorsed by The Kingdom of Lemuria Islands.
- : Chestaan was endorsed by The Kingdom of MongoButAPawnInGameOfLife.
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