Most Cheerful Citizens: 336th Nicest Citizens: 376th Least Corrupt Governments: 384th
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The Free Territory of Chestaan is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.116 billion Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The large but underdeveloped Chestaanian economy, worth 874 trillion Guevaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 86,407 Guevaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, religious education is a new government priority, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chestaan is ranked 890th in the world and 16th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.93 Years.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 336thNicest Citizens: 376thLeast Corrupt Governments: 384thMost Pacifist: 449thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 685thHighest Average Tax Rates: 825thSafest: 847thLongest Average Lifespans: 890thMost Beautiful Environments: 895thBest Weather: 915thMost Cultured: 1,199thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,217thLargest Governments: 1,247thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,353rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,545thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,732ndTop
Most Influential: 1,992ndSmartest Citizens: 2,617thMost Stationary: 2,744thLowest Crime Rates: 3,208thMost Devout: 3,260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,543rdMost Inclusive: 4,938thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,989thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,357thMost Income Equality: 7,488thTop
Nudest: 10,296thLargest Populations: 10,595thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,795thHighest Economic Output: 11,669thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,614thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,091st
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionLargest Populations: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 152nd in the regionNudest: 216th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 220th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 363rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 375th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 482nd in the regionMost Developed: 498th in the regionMost Politically Free: 770th in the region

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