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The Duchy of Channelview

“Rydym A Men am ddim”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas


The Duchy of Channelview is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Duchess Hermione with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 19.724 billion Channelviewians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Defence and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Channelview. The average income tax rate is 69%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, school uniforms are compulsory, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Channelview's national animal is the Gulf Shrimp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Arcadetoken.

Channelview is ranked 154th in Texas and 116,036th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -6 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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