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The United Socialist States of Chaego

“Let us work together to build a prosperous future!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: North Korea

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The United Socialist States of Chaego is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Great Leader Kim Hyung-Jun with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 5.184 billion Chaegoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyungyang. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government seizes all major gold finds, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaego's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Juche Ideology, and its currency is the Won.

Chaego is ranked 117th in North Korea and 110,116th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -53 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 78 minutes ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Chaego was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Chaego was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, most citizens in Chaego are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.

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