The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
Let us work together to build a prosperous future!
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United Socialist States of Chaego is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Leader Kim Hyung-Jun with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 6.631 billion Chaegoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyungyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Chaegoan economy, worth 100 trillion Wons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 15,109 Wons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaego's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Juche Ideology.

Chaego is ranked 150th in North Korea and 135,606th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -242 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaego, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.

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