Safest: 58th Lowest Crime Rates: 94th Highest Average Tax Rates: 105th
The United Socialist States of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Regional Influence
Negotiator
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
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The United Socialist States of Chaego is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Great Leader Kim Hyung-Jun with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, humorless population of 9.011 billion Chaegans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyungyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Chaegoan economy, worth 569 trillion Won a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 63,245 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaego's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Juche Ideology.

Chaego is ranked 163,806th in the world and 120th in North Korea for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Safest: 58thLowest Crime Rates: 94thHighest Average Tax Rates: 105thLargest Governments: 156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 309thMost Pacifist: 352ndHealthiest Citizens: 380thSmartest Citizens: 875thLongest Average Lifespans: 936thMost Inclusive: 1,036thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,228thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,484thTop
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Best Weather: 1,830thNicest Citizens: 2,689thMost Secular: 2,715thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,596thMost Cultured: 4,813thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,399thMost Influential: 5,643rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,380thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9,513thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,013thMost Stationary: 10,559thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,257thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,601stLargest Populations: 13,462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,610thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,188thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,157thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,427th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chaego was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Chaego was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Chaego's influence in North Korea rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Chaego's influence in North Korea fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Chaego's influence in North Korea rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Chaego was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.

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