The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United Socialist States of Chaego is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Leader Kim Hyung-Jun with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.374 billion Chaegans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyungyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Chaegoan economy, worth 134 trillion Wons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 16,029 Wons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, students cut up leftover Wons during Arts and Crafts, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Chaego after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaego's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Juche Ideology.

Chaego is ranked 34th in North Korea and 21,379th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.57 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chaego was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: #1).
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Chaego after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, students cut up leftover Wons during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.

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