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The Flightless Birds of Cevalo Nacio

“Batman kicked our asses!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Power

Location: Marxism Leninism


The Flightless Birds of Cevalo Nacio is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Macho Man Randy Savages Ghost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.878 billion Cevalo Nacioans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinderp. The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, much of Cevalo Nacio's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown. Cevalo Nacio's national animal is the Male calico cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Hearts of liberterians, and its currency is the Leftover Crack.

Cevalo Nacio is ranked 4th in Marxism Leninism and 33,844th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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