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The Flightless Birds of Cevalo Nacio

“Batman kicked our asses!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Angels of Derp

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The Flightless Birds of Cevalo Nacio is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Macho Man Randy Savages Ghost with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.588 billion Cevalo Nacioans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinderp. The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, much of Cevalo Nacio's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown. Cevalo Nacio's national animal is the Male calico cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Hearts of liberterians, and its currency is the Leftover Crack.

Cevalo Nacio is ranked 8th in Angels of Derp and 6,547th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 46 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Cevalo Nacio fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 7 days ago: Cevalo Nacio fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Cevalo Nacio, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Cevalo Nacio, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Cevalo Nacio, much of Cevalo Nacio's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Cevalo Nacio, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Cevalo Nacio, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • 15 days ago: Cevalo Nacio relocated from Osiris to Angels of Derp.
  • 15 days ago: Cevalo Nacio altered its national flag.
  • 15 days ago: Cevalo Nacio was refounded in Osiris.

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