| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Angels of Derp
Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Friends and Lovers of Cevalo Nacio is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Camus with an iron fist, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.447 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinderp. The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.
Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and cars are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a major problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cevalo Nacio's national animal is the Pygmy Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Secular Humanism, and its currency is the Cevalese Bit.
Cevalo Nacio is ranked 12th in Angels of Derp and 20,361st in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 17 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.












































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 81 minutes ago
- 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Cevalo Nacio, cars are banned. - 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Cevalo Nacio, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. - 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Cevalo Nacio, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. - 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Cevalo Nacio, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. - 3 days 7 hours ago:
Cevalo Nacio was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector. - 3 days 9 hours ago:
Cevalo Nacio was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Father Knows Best State". - 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Cevalo Nacio, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets. - 3 days 20 hours ago:
Cevalo Nacio voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jakker". - 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Cevalo Nacio, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. - 3 days 22 hours ago:
Cevalo Nacio lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 (
Poopsadon,
Equestia,
Quidomne,
Mad hatters in jeans,
An Eochar,
Seshephe,
The New Lunar Republic-,
Equinia,
Oshawottistan)







