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The Flightless Birds of Cevalo Nacio

“Batman kicked our asses!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Power

Location: Marxism Leninism


The Flightless Birds of Cevalo Nacio is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Macho Man Randy Savages Ghost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.903 billion Cevalo Nacioans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinderp. The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, much of Cevalo Nacio's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown. Cevalo Nacio's national animal is the Male calico cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Hearts of liberterians, and its currency is the Leftover Crack.

Cevalo Nacio is ranked 2nd in Marxism Leninism and 25,332nd in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 70 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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