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The Flightless Birds of Cevalo Nacio

“Batman kicked our asses!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Angels of Derp

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The Flightless Birds of Cevalo Nacio is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Macho Man Randy Savages Ghost with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.415 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinderp. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown. Cevalo Nacio's national animal is the Male calico cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Hearts of liberterians, and its currency is the Leftover Crack.

Cevalo Nacio is ranked 19th in Angels of Derp and 121,122nd in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring -25 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 44 days ago: Cevalo Nacio was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 46 days ago: Cevalo Nacio was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 53 days ago: Cevalo Nacio was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 55 days ago: Cevalo Nacio was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 59 days ago: Cevalo Nacio fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 62 days ago: Cevalo Nacio fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 66 days ago: Cevalo Nacio fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 82 days ago: Cevalo Nacio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 10%).
  • 85 days ago: Cevalo Nacio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 85 days ago: Cevalo Nacio was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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