| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Lazarus
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Imperial Union of Cetaganda is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.96 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Askavii. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing industries.
Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Askavii, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cetaganda's national animal is the phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the mark.
Cetaganda is ranked 2,441st in Lazarus and 99,550th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 11 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.






























































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 25 days ago
- 50 days ago: Following new legislation in
Cetaganda, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. - 50 days ago: Following new legislation in
Cetaganda, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Askavii. - 50 days ago: Following new legislation in
Cetaganda, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. - 50 days ago: Following new legislation in
Cetaganda, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. - 190 days ago: Following new legislation in
Cetaganda, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. - 190 days ago: Following new legislation in
Cetaganda, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. - 190 days ago: Following new legislation in
Cetaganda, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun". - 212 days ago: Following new legislation in
Cetaganda, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. - 212 days ago: Following new legislation in
Cetaganda, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. - 212 days ago: Following new legislation in
Cetaganda, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.






