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The OmniConsumer zombies of Cerberion

“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The OmniConsumer zombies of Cerberion is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.177 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Gambling.

Seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, charity no longer begins at home, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is 24th day dawgists, and its currency is the oppressed Multitude.

Cerberion is ranked 976th in 10000 Islands and 111,918th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Cerberion altered its national flag.
  • 5 days ago: Cerberion changed its national demonym to "Cerberionite", its demonym adjective to "a Cerberionite", and its leader to "RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cerberion, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 12 days ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 13 days ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 29 days ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 33 days ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 1%).
  • 41 days ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 1%).

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