Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 362nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 404th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Regional Influence
Nipper
Minister of Labor
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.571 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 4,034 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 320,950 oppressed Multitudes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,006,688 per year while the poor average 21,822, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 148,825th in the world and 1,658th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 0.34 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 362ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 404thMost Avoided: 503rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 503rdMost Corrupt Governments: 534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 561stLargest Mining Sector: 590thLargest Retail Industry: 627thFattest Citizens: 746thMost Ignorant Citizens: 760thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 849thLargest Insurance Industry: 856thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 859thHighest Average Incomes: 937thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 984thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,040thMost Devout: 1,042ndHighest Economic Output: 1,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,354thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,356thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,839thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,138thMost Conservative: 3,315thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,763rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,822ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,057thMost Extreme: 4,188thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,571stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,012thMost Pro-Market: 5,192ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,542ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,680thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,919thTop
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Largest Populations: 7,812thLargest Governments: 8,909thLargest Black Market: 9,557thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,051st
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 154th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Cerberion lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, flogging is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education.

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