Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 283rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 363rd
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Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
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Minister of Labor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.228 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 3,891 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 318,219 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,233,098 per year while the poor average 15,479, a ratio of 144 to 1.

The happy people is reportedly extinct, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and mothers drive their college-graduate children to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 46,436th in the world and 739th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,090.51 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 283rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 363rdMost Avoided: 506thMost Corrupt Governments: 509thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 533rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 560thLargest Mining Sector: 589thLargest Retail Industry: 652ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 771stFattest Citizens: 803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 805thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 866thLargest Insurance Industry: 890thHighest Average Incomes: 924thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 987thMost Devout: 1,049thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,104thHighest Economic Output: 1,303rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,306thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,477thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,132ndRudest Citizens: 2,168thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,642ndMost Extreme: 3,857thLowest Crime Rates: 3,867thMost Pro-Market: 4,330thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,574thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,919thMost Conservative: 5,295thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,635thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,706thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,760thLargest Governments: 7,902ndLargest Populations: 7,980thTop
Largest Black Market: 9,664thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,012th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 21st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Conservative: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 71st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 89th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 133rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, the happy people is reportedly extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.


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