Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 357th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 396th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
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Minister of Labor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.357 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 3,951 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 319,775 oppressed Multitudes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,999,345 per year while the poor average 21,742, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, flogging is all the rage, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 182,162nd in the world and 2,038th in 10000 Islands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4.67 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 357thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 396thMost Avoided: 505thMost Corrupt Governments: 515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 539thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 556thLargest Mining Sector: 589thLargest Retail Industry: 640thMost Ignorant Citizens: 757thFattest Citizens: 762ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 834thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 849thLargest Insurance Industry: 875thHighest Average Incomes: 930thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 932ndMost Devout: 991stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,030thHighest Economic Output: 1,281stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,293rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,481stRudest Citizens: 1,816thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,077thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,814thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,949thLowest Crime Rates: 3,998thMost Conservative: 4,112thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,634thMost Extreme: 4,644thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,082ndMost Pro-Market: 5,567thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,471stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,864thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,009thLargest Populations: 7,902ndLargest Governments: 8,559thTop
Largest Black Market: 9,669thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,352nd
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 98th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 149th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cerberion lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, flogging is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Cerberion lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.


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