Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 361st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 374th
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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.529 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 4,391 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 324,562 oppressed Multitudes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,061,383 per year while the poor average 21,171, a ratio of 97.4 to 1.

RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 18,252nd in the world and 701st in 10000 Islands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 361stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 374thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 510thMost Avoided: 532ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 534thLargest Mining Sector: 599thMost Corrupt Governments: 602ndLargest Retail Industry: 725thFattest Citizens: 733rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 801stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 812thMost Ignorant Citizens: 842ndLargest Insurance Industry: 845thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 899thHighest Average Incomes: 947thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 985thMost Devout: 1,151stHighest Economic Output: 1,177thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,394thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,408thTop
Most Conservative: 2,007thRudest Citizens: 2,404thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,677thLowest Crime Rates: 4,286thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,610thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,748thMost Extreme: 4,805thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,650thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,059thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,209thLargest Populations: 7,420thMost Pro-Market: 7,460thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,744thLargest Governments: 8,929thTop
Largest Black Market: 9,403rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,799th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 64th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the region

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