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The OmniConsumer zombies of Cerberion

“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The OmniConsumer zombies of Cerberion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.651 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 2,880 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 298,511 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,560,307 per year while the poor average 5,940, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, charity no longer begins at home, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 307th in 10000 Islands and 19,014th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 138 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 1%).
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 1%).
  • 6 days ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 8 days ago: Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 8 days ago: Cerberion lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: Cerberion changed its national demonym adjective to "Cerberionite".
  • 8 days ago: Cerberion relocated from Osiris to 10000 Islands.
  • 8 days ago: Cerberion was refounded in Osiris.
  • 116 days ago: Cerberion ceased to exist.
  • 122 days ago: Cerberion was ranked #1 in the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 1%).

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