Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 375th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 384th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Minister of Labor
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.95 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 4,203 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 324,562 oppressed Multitudes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,061,383 per year while the poor average 21,171, a ratio of 97.4 to 1.

RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 153,688th in the world and 1,719th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -37.42 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 375thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 384thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 517thMost Avoided: 526thMost Corrupt Governments: 556thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 572ndLargest Mining Sector: 589thLargest Retail Industry: 659thFattest Citizens: 712thMost Ignorant Citizens: 808thLargest Insurance Industry: 830thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 847thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 883rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 898thHighest Average Incomes: 929thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,012thMost Devout: 1,117thHighest Economic Output: 1,234thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,331stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,375thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,803rdRudest Citizens: 1,992ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,274thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,755thMost Extreme: 4,118thLowest Crime Rates: 4,199thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,607thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,616thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,734thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,556thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,125thMost Pro-Market: 6,259thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,797thLargest Populations: 7,667thTop
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Largest Governments: 8,996thLargest Black Market: 9,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,915th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionLargest Populations: 69th in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 151st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Cerberion's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.

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