Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 357th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 367th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Regional Influence
Nipper
Minister of Labor
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.73 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 4,116 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 323,356 oppressed Multitudes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,053,726 per year while the poor average 21,092, a ratio of 97.4 to 1.

Heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 4,126th in the world and 66th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.72 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 357thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 367thMost Avoided: 505thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 507thMost Corrupt Governments: 538thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 563rdLargest Mining Sector: 574thLargest Retail Industry: 640thFattest Citizens: 685thMost Ignorant Citizens: 784thLargest Insurance Industry: 832ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 842ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 854thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 886thHighest Average Incomes: 921stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 993rdMost Devout: 1,080thHighest Economic Output: 1,243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,330thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,342ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,825thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,099thMost Conservative: 2,405thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,892ndMost Extreme: 3,963rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,034thLowest Crime Rates: 4,126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,635thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,409thMost Pro-Market: 5,554thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,656thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,815thLargest Populations: 7,669thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,005thLargest Black Market: 9,420thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,820thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,746th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionLargest Black Market: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 148th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Cerberion lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.

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