Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 368th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 377th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Minister of Labor
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.109 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 4,254 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 324,562 oppressed Multitudes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,061,383 per year while the poor average 21,171, a ratio of 97.4 to 1.

RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 377th in the world and 5th in 10000 Islands for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 523.86 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 368thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 377thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 518thMost Avoided: 525thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 534thMost Corrupt Governments: 578thLargest Mining Sector: 600thLargest Retail Industry: 684thFattest Citizens: 725thMost Ignorant Citizens: 820thLargest Insurance Industry: 825thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 838thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 841stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 902ndHighest Average Incomes: 922ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 994thMost Devout: 1,120thHighest Economic Output: 1,214thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,349thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,384thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,845thRudest Citizens: 2,083rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,724thLowest Crime Rates: 4,222ndMost Extreme: 4,313thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,535thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,646thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,904thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,058thMost Pro-Market: 6,417thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,998thLargest Populations: 7,554thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,040thLargest Black Market: 9,344thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,571st
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionLargest Black Market: 70th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Cerberion's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.

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