Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,249th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,388th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,434th
The Socialist Republic of
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The Socialist Republic of Central Slavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimus Igor Plevňák with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.803 billion Central Slavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nové Partizánske. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Central Slavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,450 trillion toliars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,524 toliars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Slavia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Central Slavia is ranked 58,145th in the world and 1,141st in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 53.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,249thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,388thLowest Crime Rates: 1,434thTop
Largest Governments: 1,737thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,778thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,966thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,966thMost Developed: 2,626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,693rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,890thHighest Economic Output: 3,084thSmartest Citizens: 3,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,913thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,060thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,757thLargest Populations: 6,160thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,684thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,707thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 7,892ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,820thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,917thSafest: 9,041stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,703rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,990thHealthiest Citizens: 11,542ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,690thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,011thMost Income Equality: 12,559thMost Cultured: 13,831stMost Efficient Economies: 14,456thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,346th
Lowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 145th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionSafest: 148th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 157th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 176th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 217th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Cultured: 232nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 255th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the region

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