Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Socialist Republic of Central Slavia

“Plenty through knowledge, freedom through marxism”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Slavija

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Socialist Republic of Central Slavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimus Igor Plevňák with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.047 billion Central Slavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nové Partizánske. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, bizarre-looking creatures called 'lynxdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, Nové Partizánske is a police state during international summits, and police officers ride the swiftest lynxes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Slavia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is atheism, and its currency is the toliar.

Central Slavia is ranked 43rd in Slavija and 106,411th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 11 days ago: Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Central Slavia, police officers ride the swiftest lynxes.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Central Slavia, Nové Partizánske is a police state during international summits.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Central Slavia, bizarre-looking creatures called 'lynxdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • 13 days ago: Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 14 days ago: Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Central Slavia, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Central Slavia, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Central Slavia, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics