The Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Plenty through knowledge, freedom through marxism
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Office of Dat Darn Commie
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Socialist Republic of Central Slavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Generalissimus Igor Plevňák with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.581 billion Central Slavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nové Partizánske. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Central Slavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,247 trillion toliars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,497 toliars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Slavia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Central Slavia is ranked 2nd in Slavija and 1,446th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,864.962 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Central Slavia's influence in Slavija fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Central Slavia's influence in Slavija fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).

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