Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,337th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,402nd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,466th
The Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Plenty through knowledge, freedom through marxism
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Socialist Republic of Central Slavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Generalissimus Igor Plevňák with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.284 billion Central Slavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nové Partizánske. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Central Slavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,531 trillion toliars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,663 toliars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Slavia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Central Slavia is ranked 165,816th in the world and 4,242nd in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.63 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,337thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,402ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,466thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,892ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,974thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,030thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,793rdMost Developed: 3,017thHighest Economic Output: 3,094thSmartest Citizens: 3,684thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,439thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,003rdLargest Populations: 6,104thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,864thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,368thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,097thHighest Average Incomes: 8,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,804thTop
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Safest: 8,927thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,012thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,600thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,067thHealthiest Citizens: 11,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,062ndMost Income Equality: 13,673rdMost Cultured: 14,378thMost Efficient Economies: 15,411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,593rd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 96th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 125th in the regionLargest Populations: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 142nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 181st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 203rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 250th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 296th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 298th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 320th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 323rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 328th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 345th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 348th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 357th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 368th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 372nd in the regionSafest: 400th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 465th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 477th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Central Slavia's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Central Slavia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Safest and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Central Slavia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Central Slavia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Central Slavia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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