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The Region of Central europe

“ce”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: central europe

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The Region of Central europe is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.07 billion Central europeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology industries.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the ce.

Central europe is ranked 7th in central europe and 107,673rd in the world for Best Weather, with -286 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 114 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 7 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 18 days ago: Central europe's influence in Central europe fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • 37 days ago: Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 62 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 72 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).

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by Max Barry

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