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The Region of Central europe

“ce”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: central europe

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The Region of Central europe is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.788 billion Central europeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales industries.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and the nation leads central europe in per capita stalking. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the ce.

Central europe is ranked 5th in central europe and 5,098th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 12 hours ago

  • 17 days ago: Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the nation leads central europe in per capita stalking.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, Central europe's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Salo's water use.

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by Max Barry

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