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The Region of Central europe

“ce”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: central europe

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The Region of Central europe is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.47 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology industries.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the ce.

Central europe is ranked 11th in central europe and 91,792nd in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 10 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 22 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Central europe's influence in Central europe rose from "Contender" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 12 days ago: Central europe fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 14 days ago: Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 20 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 38 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 46 days ago: Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 53 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 55 days ago: Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 63 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • 65 days ago: Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.

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by Max Barry

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