The Region of Central europe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.655 billion Central europeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Central european economy, worth a remarkable 1,669 trillion ces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,729 ces, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.
The children of Central europe are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Corrupt Governments, and Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Central europe's influence in Central europe rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Central europe voted for The Atomic Boots of NewTexas in Round 3 of the election.
- : Central europe voted for The Atomic Boots of NewTexas in Round 2 of the election.
- : Central europe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Black Market, and Most Efficient Economies.
- : Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Central europe's influence in Central europe fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Central europe's influence in Central europe fell from "Superpower" to "Power".