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The Region of Central europe

“ce”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: central europe

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The Region of Central europe is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.423 billion Central europeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales industries.

The psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the ce.

Central europe is ranked 6th in central europe and 109,506th in the world for Best Weather, with -291 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 9 days ago: Central europe's influence in Central europe rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 19 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 29 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals.
  • 57 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 61 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.

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by Max Barry

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