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The Region of Central europe

“ce”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: central europe

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The Region of Central europe is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.249 billion Central europeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology industries.

Citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the ce.

Central europe is ranked 4th in central europe and 5,765th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 359 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 37 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 49 days ago: Central europe's influence in Central europe fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".

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by Max Barry

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