Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,268th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,172nd Most Armed: 2,632nd
The Region of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Region of Central europe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.817 billion Central europeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Central european economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion ces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,729 ces, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Central europe are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Central europe is ranked 22,785th in the world and 5th in central europe for Most Pro-Market, scoring 70.67 on the Rand Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,268thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,172ndMost Armed: 2,632ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,761stMost Efficient Economies: 2,964thFattest Citizens: 3,545thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,649thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,772ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,028thMost Avoided: 4,160thLargest Retail Industry: 4,833rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,178thHighest Economic Output: 5,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,478thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,675thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,913thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,152ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,532ndLargest Black Market: 7,340thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 7,664thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,158thMost Influential: 8,195thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,531stLargest Populations: 10,140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,152ndMost Devout: 10,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,667thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,177thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,233rd
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Corrupt Governments, and Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Central europe's influence in Central europe rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Central europe voted for The Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Central europe voted for The Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Black Market, and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Central europe's influence in Central europe fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".



by Max Barry

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