Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,211th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,193rd Most Armed: 2,601st
The Region of
Compulsory Consumerist State
ce
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Region of Central europe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.104 billion Central europeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Central european economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion ces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,729 ces, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Central europe are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Central europe is ranked 173,184th in the world and 7th in central europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.8 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,211thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,193rdMost Armed: 2,601stHighest Crime Rates: 2,766thMost Efficient Economies: 3,015thFattest Citizens: 3,493rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,744thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,781stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,041stMost Avoided: 4,095thLargest Retail Industry: 4,123rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,211thHighest Economic Output: 5,483rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,718thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,910thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,945thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,426thLargest Black Market: 7,417thLargest Mining Sector: 7,546thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,693rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,919thMost Influential: 7,984thHighest Average Incomes: 8,572ndTop
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Most Devout: 9,980thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,145thLargest Populations: 10,641stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,128thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,448thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,527th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

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