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The Region of Central europe

“ce”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: central europe

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The Region of Central europe is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.193 billion Central europeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Central european economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion ces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 153,006 ces, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, billions of ces are being blown on orbital weapons development, the children of Central europe are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and all streets are privately owned toll roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Central europe is ranked 11th in central europe and 52,959th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.36 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the children of Central europe are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, billions of ces are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the Central europe Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
  • 10 days ago: Central europe was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 13 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.

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by Max Barry

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