The Region of
Compulsory Consumerist State
ce
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Region of Central europe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.169 billion Central europeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Central european economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion ces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 151,741 ces, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Central europe are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Central europe is ranked 3rd in central europe and 3,470th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 7 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 18 hours ago

  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • 35 days ago: Central europe fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 40 days ago: Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 42 days ago: Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 52 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 58 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 10%).
  • 66 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 89 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 91 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 99 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 10%).

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by Max Barry

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