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The Region of Central europe

“ce”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: central europe

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The Region of Central europe is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.612 billion Central europeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales industries.

The nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Salo's water use, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and Central europe's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the ce.

Central europe is ranked 7th in central europe and 13,507th in the world for Largest Populations, with 6,612 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 12 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, Central europe's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Salo's water use.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • 18 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 41 days ago: Central europe's influence in Central europe rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 47 days ago: Following new legislation in Central europe, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 51 days ago: Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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by Max Barry

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