| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary
Location: central europe
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Region of Central europe is a massive, devout nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.503 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. The average income tax rate is 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Soda Sales and Pizza Delivery.
The Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, the nation leads central europe in per capita stalking, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the ce.
Central europe is ranked 15th in central europe and 105,234th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 10 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.


































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago
- 26 days ago:
Central europe fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens. - 39 days ago:
Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden. - 48 days ago:
Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Armed. - 60 days ago:
Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens. - 61 days ago:
Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%). - 62 days ago:
Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies. - 65 days ago:
Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry. - 66 days ago:
Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%). - 67 days ago:
Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry. - 100 days ago:
Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.







