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The Republic of Cenabum

“Andedion uediIumi diIiuion”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: European Union

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The Republic of Cenabum is a colossal, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.87 billion Carnutes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenabum. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, graffiti graces every city's streets, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown. Cenabum's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Euro.

Cenabum is ranked 94th in European Union and 116,973rd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 3 hours ago

  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, Cenabum's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the nation leads European Union in per capita stalking.
  • 13 days ago: Cenabum was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Cenabum's influence in European Union rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".

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