The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Republic of Cenabum is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.82 billion Carnutes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenabum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Carnutian economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,079 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars are banned from built-up areas, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown. Cenabum's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cenabum is ranked 141st in European Union and 145,809th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -936.18 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 8 days ago: Cenabum fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the government funds large training centres to turn Ferrets into functioning members of society.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, a government program is underway to revitalize Cenabum's beaches.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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