The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Republic of Cenabum is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.456 billion Carnutes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenabum. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Carnutian economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,022 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, all recreational drugs are legal, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Cenabum's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cenabum is ranked 12th in European Union and 5,002nd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 445 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Cenabum was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Cenabum was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, Cenabum's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

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