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The Republic of Cenabum

“Andedion uediIumi diIiuion”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: European Union

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The Republic of Cenabum is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.311 billion Carnutes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenabum. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown. Cenabum's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Euro.

Cenabum is ranked 3rd in European Union and 313th in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 41 on the Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 13 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Cenabum fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, artists are pillars of society.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 6 days ago: Cenabum was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).

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