The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Cenabum is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.297 billion Carnutes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenabum. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Carnutian economy, worth a remarkable 1,408 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,994 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, refugees from other nations are flocking to Cenabum's border, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Cenabum's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cenabum is ranked 96th in European Union and 119,239th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -245 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 10 days ago: Cenabum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Cenabum was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, refugees from other nations are flocking to Cenabum's border.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Euros each year.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cenabum, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • 12 days ago: Cenabum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 1%).

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