Most Advanced Public Education: 83rd Most Developed: 160th Smartest Citizens: 274th
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The Republic of Cenabum is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.166 billion Carnutes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenabum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Carnutian economy, worth a remarkable 2,508 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,656 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, bars are packed at all hours, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is totally unknown. Cenabum's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cenabum is ranked 540th in the world and 3rd in European Union for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 113.9 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Advanced Public Education: 83rdMost Developed: 160thSmartest Citizens: 274thLongest Average Lifespans: 291stMost Beautiful Environments: 292ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 293rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 321stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 337thMost Pacifist: 339thMost Cultured: 431stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 467thNicest Citizens: 494thMost Rebellious Youth: 508thHighest Poor Incomes: 516thMost Compassionate Citizens: 540thLargest Publishing Industry: 562ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 568thLargest Welfare Programs: 617thLargest Governments: 678thMost Cheerful Citizens: 756thSafest: 870thMost Secular: 1,001stMost Influential: 1,036thHealthiest Citizens: 1,137thBest Weather: 1,209thMost Inclusive: 1,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,526thMost Efficient Economies: 1,720thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,906thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,768thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,920thHighest Economic Output: 3,147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,184thHighest Average Incomes: 3,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,774thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,049thTop
Nudest: 9,907thLargest Populations: 10,117thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,663rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,712thMost Income Equality: 12,063rdHighest Drug Use: 16,889th
Safest: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cenabum, C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Cenabum, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cenabum, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Cenabum, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Cenabum, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Cenabum, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Cenabum, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Cenabum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Cenabum, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Cenabum, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.


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