The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Chairpony Octavia Melody with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.154 billion Tirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan. The average income tax rate is 10.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,397 trillion bits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 152,666 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmonism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ceffyltir was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
- : The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza removed Executive, Appearance, Border Control, and Communications authority from the WA Delegate Ceffyltir in Angels of Derp.
- : Ceffyltir lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
- : The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza granted Appearance authority to Ceffyltir as Eternal Lord Protector in Angels of Derp.