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The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir

“Friendship Is Victory”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Angels of Derp

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The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bon Bon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.234 billion Tirans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glidewing. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth 861 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,123 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmonism.

Ceffyltir is ranked 13th in Angels of Derp and 101,988th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.026 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 10 hours ago

  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Ceffyltir fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 4 days ago: Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.

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