Nudest: 98th Most Efficient Economies: 181st Most Developed: 746th
The Democratic Geniocracy of
Left-Leaning College State
Friendship Is Victory
First Chairpony Octavia Melody
Regional Influence
WA Delegate / Eternal Lord Protector
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by First Chairpony Octavia Melody with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 10.04 billion Tirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan. The average income tax rate is 11.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,535 trillion bits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 152,893 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmonism.

Ceffyltir is ranked 189,994th in the world and 12th in Angels of Derp for Fattest Citizens, with 5.01 Obesity Rate.

Nudest: 98thMost Efficient Economies: 181stMost Developed: 746thMost Cheerful Citizens: 824thMost Cultured: 960thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,172ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,202ndSmartest Citizens: 1,264thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,714thMost Influential: 1,795thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,541stNicest Citizens: 2,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,787thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,965thMost Stationary: 4,370thHealthiest Citizens: 4,479thMost Pacifist: 4,503rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,810thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,821stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,862ndHighest Economic Output: 6,305thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,535thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,691stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 9,831stHighest Average Incomes: 10,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,636thLargest Populations: 12,106thBest Weather: 12,677thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,759thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,045thLowest Crime Rates: 19,169th
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Ceffyltir was endorsed by The Angel of Equanimity.
  • : Ceffyltir was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Renstag.
  • : Ceffyltir was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Ceffyltir was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.


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