The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by First Chairpony Octavia Melody with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.973 billion Tirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan. The average income tax rate is 10.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,732 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Birth rates have hit an all-time low, euthanasia is illegal, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmonism.
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago
- 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
- 4 days ago: Ceffyltir agreed to construct embassies between Angels of Derp and Alliance Of Neutral Nations.
- 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
- 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
- 17 days ago: Ceffyltir agreed to construct embassies between Angels of Derp and The Waters of Lethe.
- 18 days ago: Ceffyltir was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, euthanasia is illegal.
- 19 days ago: Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
- 19 days ago: Ceffyltir fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- 24 days ago: Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).