The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by First Chairpony Octavia Melody with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.771 billion Tirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan. The average income tax rate is 11.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth 965 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,636 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmonism.
Most Recent Government Activity: 37 minutes ago
- 17 hours ago: Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
- 1 day 17 hours ago: Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
- 3 days 1 hour ago: Ceffyltir lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
- 3 days 17 hours ago: Ceffyltir fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- 3 days 21 hours ago: Ceffyltir agreed to construct embassies between Angels of Derp and Shanix Federal Space.
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- 6 days ago: Ceffyltir lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
- 8 days ago: Ceffyltir was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Ceffyltir, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
- 12 days ago: Ceffyltir fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.