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The Colony of Cedar Hall City-State

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Tropical Isles

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The Colony of Cedar Hall City-State is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed population of 7.498 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedar Hall. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cedar Hall City-State's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Silver Ounce.

Cedar Hall City-State is ranked 3rd in Tropical Isles and 1,019th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 458 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 114 minutes ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Cedar Hall City-State to be bombproof.
  • 8 days ago: Cedar Hall City-State fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 9 days ago: Cedar Hall City-State was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • 9 days ago: Cedar Hall City-State was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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