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The Colony of Cedar Hall City-State

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Tropical Isles

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The Colony of Cedar Hall City-State is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.903 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedar Hall. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tropical Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Silver Ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,890 Silver Ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and atheists are heavily taxed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cedar Hall City-State's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cedar Hall City-State is ranked 59th in Tropical Isles and 23,437th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, atheists are heavily taxed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, Cedar Hall City-State Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 10 days ago: Cedar Hall City-State fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Avoided.
  • 10 days ago: Cedar Hall City-State was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Cedar Hall City-State, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.

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