The Gran Marca Espanola of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Paz, Justícia y Libertad
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Gran Marca Espanola of Catalpha is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by HRH Prince Felipe de Borbón with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.217 billion Catalphans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miramonte. The average income tax rate is 89.8%.

The sizeable but stagnant Catalphan economy, worth 61.0 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 5,974 Occitan Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, school uniforms are compulsory, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catalpha's national animal is the Spanish Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Catalpha is ranked 13th in Occitania and 119,532nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -124 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 10 hours ago: Catalpha's influence in Occitania rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 15 days ago: Catalpha fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 21 days ago: Catalpha fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 22 days ago: Catalpha fell out of the world Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 22 days ago: Catalpha fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 23 days ago: Catalpha fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 25 days ago: Catalpha fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 28 days ago: Catalpha proposed constructing embassies between Occitania and United Royalist Regions.
  • 36 days ago: Catalpha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 38 days ago: Catalpha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).

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