Most Compassionate Citizens: 6,058th Most Influential: 6,662nd Nicest Citizens: 7,057th
The Gran Marca Espanola of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Paz, Justícia y Libertad
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Gran Marca Espanola of Catalpha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HRH Prince Felipe de Borbón with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 12.579 billion Catalphans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miramonte. The average income tax rate is 88.8%.

The large but inefficient Catalphan economy, worth 672 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,449 Occitan Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, school uniforms are compulsory, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catalpha's national animal is the Spanish Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Catalpha is ranked 11,493rd in the world and 3rd in Occitania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.68 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 6,058thMost Influential: 6,662ndNicest Citizens: 7,057thMost Pacifist: 7,483rdLargest Populations: 7,731stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,799thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,274thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,043rdHighest Drug Use: 11,220thLowest Crime Rates: 11,493rdMost Devout: 12,087thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,141stSmartest Citizens: 12,360thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,382ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,210thHighest Economic Output: 15,480thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,523rdSafest: 15,641stHealthiest Citizens: 16,127thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,414th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the region

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