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The Ruthless Ways of Capt Morgan

“ Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life for Me”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: World Pirates Alliance


The Ruthless Ways of Capt Morgan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.081 billion Capt Morganians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The very strong Capt Morganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion bottles of rums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 41,383 bottles of rums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 116,817 per year while the poor average 11,735, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Divorce is illegal, genetic researchers have been expelled, the government is reigning in public spending, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is moderate. Capt Morgan's national animal is the captain.

Capt Morgan is ranked 2nd in World Pirates Alliance and 77,392nd in the world for Most Devout, scoring 4 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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by Max Barry

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