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The Ruthless Ways of Capt Morgan

“ Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life for Me”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: World Pirates Alliance

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The Ruthless Ways of Capt Morgan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.279 billion Capt Morganians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Education and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10%. A large private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Door-to-door Insurance Sales.

Divorce is illegal, genetic researchers have been expelled, the government is reigning in public spending, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem. Capt Morgan's national animal is the captain, and its currency is the bottles of rum.

Capt Morgan is ranked 4th in World Pirates Alliance and 101,187th in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 22 on the Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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by Max Barry

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