Most Influential: 213th Rudest Citizens: 794th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 817th
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The Minister of Bad Behavior of Capitalist Producers is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.82 billion Capitalist Producersians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Backer City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Capitalist Producersian economy, worth 108 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 12,278 Dark Net Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, Capitalist Producers's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Capitalist Producers's national animal is the Big Foot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalist Producers is ranked 149,750th in the world and 326th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -31.46 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Influential: 213thRudest Citizens: 794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 817thMost Armed: 1,389thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,688thHighest Crime Rates: 2,005thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,135thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,558thFattest Citizens: 3,075thMost Avoided: 3,662ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,650thNudest: 9,222ndMost Secular: 9,686thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,147thLargest Populations: 14,271st
Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the region

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