Most Influential: 203rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 812th Most Armed: 1,215th
The Minister of Bad Behavior of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Does not work and play well with others.
Regional Influence
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Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Minister of Bad Behavior of Capitalist Producers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.45 billion Capitalist Producersians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Backer City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but underdeveloped Capitalist Producersian economy, worth 757 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 89,687 Dark Net Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, the only places to see Big Feet now are at local zoos, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Capitalist Producers has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Capitalist Producers's national animal is the Big Foot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalist Producers is ranked 13,519th in the world and 144th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Economic Output, with 757 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 203rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 812thMost Armed: 1,215thFattest Citizens: 1,500thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,572ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,689thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,974thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,188thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,719thMost Avoided: 3,632ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,774thMost Stationary: 4,216thLargest Retail Industry: 4,366thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,656thMost Pro-Market: 7,383rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,206thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,120thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,084thHighest Economic Output: 13,519thNudest: 14,068thLargest Populations: 14,820thLargest Mining Sector: 17,779thMost Secular: 18,550th
Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the region

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