The Grand Bazaar of
Corporate Bordello
Laissez-faire, everywhere
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Political Freedom
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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 26.388 billion Capitalist Paradiseans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,068 trillion simoleons a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 192,091 simoleons, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 375th in the Rejected Realms and 23,103rd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 100.1 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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