Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139th Largest Information Technology Sector: 186th
The Grand Bazaar of
Corporate Bordello
Laissez-faire, everywhere
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.209 billion Capitalist Paradiseans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,810 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 205,988 simoleons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 667,342 per year while the poor average 47,995, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in Capitalist Paradise, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Capitalist Paradisean Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 139th in the world and 3rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 96.63 Whatever.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 186thLargest Retail Industry: 353rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 385thLargest Populations: 403rdLargest Mining Sector: 405thRudest Citizens: 486thFattest Citizens: 538thHighest Economic Output: 628thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 716thMost Scientifically Advanced: 747thLeast Corrupt Governments: 853rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,143rdMost Avoided: 1,297thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,573rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,001stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,534thMost Influential: 2,666thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,409thHighest Average Incomes: 3,873rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,175thMost Pro-Market: 6,109thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,199thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,816thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,415thMost Politically Free: 14,682nd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 101st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 170th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 207th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 218th in the regionLargest Black Market: 241st in the regionMost Stationary: 254th in the region

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