Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139th Largest Information Technology Sector: 202nd
The Grand Bazaar of
Corporate Bordello
Laissez-faire, everywhere
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.382 billion Capitalist Paradiseans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,869 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 206,800 simoleons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 634,994 per year while the poor average 52,085, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and Donkey is one of the most popular forenames in Capitalist Paradise. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 2,054th in the world and 38th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 138.02 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 202ndLargest Retail Industry: 375thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 386thLargest Mining Sector: 395thLargest Populations: 404thRudest Citizens: 533rdFattest Citizens: 535thHighest Economic Output: 625thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 734thLeast Corrupt Governments: 786thMost Scientifically Advanced: 794thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,149thMost Avoided: 1,294thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,511thSmartest Citizens: 2,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,319thMost Influential: 2,504thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,521stHighest Average Incomes: 3,921stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,614thTop
Most Pro-Market: 7,825thLargest Black Market: 10,168thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,328thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,057thMost Politically Free: 11,385th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 127th in the regionMost Politically Free: 158th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 202nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 222nd in the regionMost Stationary: 249th in the region

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