Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131st Largest Information Technology Sector: 263rd
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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.079 billion Capitalist Paradiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 6,125 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 210,633 simoleons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 981,122 per year while the poor average 27,115, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 3,105th in the world and 35th in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 27 Valid Endorsements.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 263rdLargest Retail Industry: 374thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 382ndLargest Populations: 398thLargest Mining Sector: 409thFattest Citizens: 513thHighest Economic Output: 615thRudest Citizens: 626thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 928thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,099thMost Avoided: 1,214thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,487thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,102ndSmartest Citizens: 2,135thMost Influential: 2,781stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,105thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,213thHighest Average Incomes: 3,923rdMost Pro-Market: 8,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,243rdTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,757thLargest Black Market: 10,175thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,193rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 119th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 151st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 155th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 177th in the regionMost Stationary: 207th in the regionLargest Black Market: 209th in the region

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