The Grand Bazaar of
Corporate Bordello
Laissez-faire, everywhere
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 26.578 billion Capitalist Paradiseans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,139 trillion simoleons a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 193,357 simoleons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 574,915 per year while the poor average 50,984, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,327th in the Rejected Realms and 82,600th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Capitalist Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Capitalist Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Capitalist Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • : Capitalist Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Capitalist Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • : Capitalist Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Capitalist Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Paradise, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Paradise, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Capitalist Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.

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