Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 141st Largest Information Technology Sector: 202nd
The Grand Bazaar of
Anarchy
Laissez-faire, everywhere
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.539 billion Capitalist Paradiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,959 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 208,811 simoleons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 926,667 per year while the poor average 29,347, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 44,396th in the world and 708th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 59.02 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 141stLargest Information Technology Sector: 202ndLargest Retail Industry: 379thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 387thLargest Mining Sector: 390thLargest Populations: 402ndFattest Citizens: 544thRudest Citizens: 545thHighest Economic Output: 611thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 799thLeast Corrupt Governments: 817thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,170thMost Avoided: 1,287thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,507thTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 2,053rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,386thMost Influential: 2,548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,294thHighest Average Incomes: 3,876thMost Pro-Market: 7,095thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,949thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,499thLargest Black Market: 10,045thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,224th
Top
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 97th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 132nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 167th in the regionLargest Black Market: 209th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 210th in the regionMost Stationary: 232nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 255th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Paradise, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Paradise, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Paradise, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Paradise, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Paradise, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Paradise, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Capitalist Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Paradise, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Capitalist Paradise was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Paradise, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.

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