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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise

“Laissez-faire, everywhere”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.594 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals concentrates mainly on Education, although Law & Order and Defence are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the simoleon.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 27th in the West Pacific and 1,956th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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