Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137th Largest Information Technology Sector: 207th
The Grand Bazaar of
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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.719 billion Capitalist Paradiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 6,063 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,118 simoleons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 932,266 per year while the poor average 29,934, a ratio of 31.1 to 1.

It's always rabbit season, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, voting is voluntary, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 153,359th in the world and 2,669th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -26.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 207thLargest Retail Industry: 312thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 383rdLargest Populations: 402ndLargest Mining Sector: 407thFattest Citizens: 543rdHighest Economic Output: 609thRudest Citizens: 611thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 812thLeast Corrupt Governments: 857thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,168thMost Avoided: 1,288thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,425thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,081stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,296thMost Influential: 2,612thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,755thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,284thHighest Average Incomes: 3,830thTop
Most Pro-Market: 7,816thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,653rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,700thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,057thLargest Black Market: 10,073rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 71st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 113th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 147th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 158th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 196th in the regionLargest Black Market: 210th in the regionMost Stationary: 226th in the region

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