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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise

“Laissez-faire, everywhere”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 24.374 billion Capitalist Paradiseans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defence. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the simoleon.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 22nd in the West Pacific and 1,180th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 71 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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