Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 133rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 233rd
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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.899 billion Capitalist Paradiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 6,085 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 210,592 simoleons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 983,499 per year while the poor average 26,978, a ratio of 36.5 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 877th in the world and 16th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 504.38 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 133rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 233rdLargest Retail Industry: 348thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 375thLargest Populations: 398thLargest Mining Sector: 421stFattest Citizens: 515thRudest Citizens: 563rdHighest Economic Output: 615thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 725thLeast Corrupt Governments: 846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 877thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,131stMost Avoided: 1,250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,462ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,664thMost Influential: 2,685thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,314thHighest Average Incomes: 3,879thMost Pro-Market: 6,867thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,762ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,974thLargest Black Market: 10,014thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,204th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 110th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 158th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 186th in the regionLargest Black Market: 217th in the regionMost Stationary: 218th in the regionMost Politically Free: 268th in the region

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