Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139th Largest Information Technology Sector: 194th
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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.034 billion Capitalist Paradiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,665 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,081 simoleons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 580,224 per year while the poor average 55,966, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The Capitalist Paradise Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 10,924th in the world and 174th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,765.33 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 194thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 392ndLargest Populations: 405thLargest Mining Sector: 421stLargest Retail Industry: 436thRudest Citizens: 507thFattest Citizens: 523rdHighest Economic Output: 642ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 747thMost Scientifically Advanced: 758thLeast Corrupt Governments: 833rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,145thMost Avoided: 1,287thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,685thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,726thMost Influential: 2,825thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,315thHighest Average Incomes: 3,968thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,551stMost Pro-Market: 9,350thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,172ndMost Politically Free: 10,690thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,924thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,867th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Politically Free: 140th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 158th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 174th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 227th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 228th in the regionMost Stationary: 275th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 394th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 406th in the region

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