The Lost Holy Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.787 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth 774 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 88,085 Currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,794 per year while the poor average 17,967, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 5,961st in the Pacific and 136,666th in the world for Safest, scoring -116.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
  • 7 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 8 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • 17 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.

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