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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan

“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.363 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cantfinditonamapistan City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Currency.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 2,931st in the Pacific and 86,525th in the world for Safest, scoring 50.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 7 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • 20 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Cantfinditonamapistan with a very polite populace.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • 22 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Populations.

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