Most Armed: 1,863rd Largest Insurance Industry: 2,318th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,982nd
The Lost Holy Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.474 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,156 Currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,777 per year while the poor average 17,378, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 156,545th in the world and 9,360th in the Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 7.87 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Armed: 1,863rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,318thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,982ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,283rdRudest Citizens: 3,358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,780thHighest Crime Rates: 3,824thLargest Retail Industry: 3,908thMost Avoided: 7,459thHighest Economic Output: 7,842ndMost Secular: 8,350thFattest Citizens: 8,390thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,630thMost Influential: 9,014thLargest Populations: 9,027thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,197thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,524thMost Pro-Market: 12,462ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,930thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,001stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,205thMost Efficient Economies: 13,270thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,071stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,709th
Top
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Most Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 45th in the regionRudest Citizens: 49th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 64th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 101st in the regionLargest Populations: 102nd in the regionMost Avoided: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 169th in the regionFattest Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 265th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 267th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 269th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 271st in the regionLargest Black Market: 326th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 350th in the regionMost Secular: 356th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 424th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 446th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 529th in the regionMost Developed: 542nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 560th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 614th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 649th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 658th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 699th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 746th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 811th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 837th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.

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