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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan

“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.546 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cantfinditonamapistan City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Currency.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 160th in the Pacific and 10,002nd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 191.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 23 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 37 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 37 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 39 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 48 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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