The Lost Holy Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.336 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth 904 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 96,850 Currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,961 per year while the poor average 18,310, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, voting is voluntary, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 4,689th in the Pacific and 117,065th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -9 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.

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