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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan

“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific


The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.908 billion, 3.877 billion of whom are zombies, Cantfinditonamapistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail industries.

The government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Currency.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 267th in the Pacific and 14,578th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Cantfinditonamapistan is currently considering its options.

People: 30,925,305

Zombies: 3,876,999,866

Dead: 3,798,212,850

Survival Rate: 0.40%

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