The Lost Holy Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.171 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth 869 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 94,859 Currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 352,560 per year while the poor average 17,933, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 139th in the Pacific and 6,894th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 11 minutes ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 11 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 11 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • 3 hours ago: Cantfinditonamapistan lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 22 hours ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • 7 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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