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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan

“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, economically powerful nation, notable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.119 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cantfinditonamapistan City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Soda Sales industries.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Currencies of property damage, and married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Currency.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 2,460th in the Pacific and 82,902nd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 10 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 6 hours ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Currencies of property damage.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 13 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the world Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 13 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 22 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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