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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan

“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific


The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.219 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth 728 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 88,665 Currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,556 per year while the poor average 20,732, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, criminals are thrown to the Spotted Tree Squids to repay their debt to society, all news sources are under strict government control, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 3,416th in the Pacific and 89,071st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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by Max Barry

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