The Lost Holy Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.937 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth 782 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 87,513 Currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,770 per year while the poor average 17,851, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 6,602nd in the Pacific and 142,538th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -23 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • 7 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 18 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the Federal Council of Cantfinditonamapistan has been announced as the new Head of State.

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