Most Armed: 1,922nd Largest Insurance Industry: 2,353rd Largest Gambling Industry: 2,908th
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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.512 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,644 Currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 452,792 per year while the poor average 17,455, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the Cantfinditonamapistanian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 12,123rd in the world and 511th in the Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.51 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Armed: 1,922ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,353rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,908thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,257thRudest Citizens: 3,778thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,982ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,056thLargest Retail Industry: 4,404thMost Avoided: 7,077thHighest Economic Output: 8,140thFattest Citizens: 8,795thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,052ndMost Secular: 9,436thLargest Populations: 9,454thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,123rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,234thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,739thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,757thMost Efficient Economies: 12,770thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,837thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,074thMost Pro-Market: 15,118thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,564th
Most Armed: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 44th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60th in the regionRudest Citizens: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 93rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Populations: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 130th in the regionFattest Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 255th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 261st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 269th in the regionLargest Black Market: 337th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 395th in the regionMost Secular: 410th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 511th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 561st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 685th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 696th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 699th in the regionMost Developed: 736th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 796th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 842nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 876th in the region

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