Most Armed: 1,925th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,349th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,924th
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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.766 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,290 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,644 Currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 452,792 per year while the poor average 17,455, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the Cantfinditonamapistanian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 176,348th in the world and 9,976th in the Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 1.99 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Armed: 1,925thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,349thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,924thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,246thRudest Citizens: 4,138thHighest Crime Rates: 4,181stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,194thLargest Retail Industry: 4,633rdMost Avoided: 7,315thHighest Economic Output: 8,091stFattest Citizens: 8,941stTop
Largest Populations: 9,270thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,313thMost Secular: 10,342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,514thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,993rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,023rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,035thMost Efficient Economies: 13,314thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,347thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,524thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,833rdMost Pro-Market: 15,971st
Most Armed: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 49th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 64th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionRudest Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 131st in the regionFattest Citizens: 200th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 274th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 277th in the regionLargest Black Market: 283rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 283rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 299th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 370th in the regionMost Secular: 451st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 515th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 564th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 605th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 722nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 774th in the regionMost Developed: 796th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 858th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 905th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 913th in the region

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