Most Armed: 1,821st Largest Insurance Industry: 2,271st Largest Gambling Industry: 2,971st
The Lost Holy Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.118 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 108,610 Currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 437,711 per year while the poor average 18,011, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 174,240th in the world and 8,401st in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 8.2 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Top
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Most Armed: 1,821stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,271stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,971stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,336thRudest Citizens: 3,365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,547thLargest Retail Industry: 3,580thHighest Crime Rates: 3,976thMost Secular: 7,064thHighest Economic Output: 7,952ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,024thMost Avoided: 8,265thTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,934thLargest Populations: 9,287thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,439thFattest Citizens: 10,374thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,496thMost Efficient Economies: 12,954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,782ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,111thMost Pro-Market: 14,143rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,971stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,998th
Top
1%
Most Armed: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 104th in the regionLargest Populations: 107th in the regionMost Avoided: 159th in the regionMost Influential: 161st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 217th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 236th in the regionFattest Citizens: 267th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 273rd in the regionMost Secular: 291st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 304th in the regionLargest Black Market: 328th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 411th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 468th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 480th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 539th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 589th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 617th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 631st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 742nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 758th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Most Secular and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, nation-building is the new national pastime.

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