Most Armed: 1,743rd Largest Insurance Industry: 1,919th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,900th
The Lost Holy Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.924 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 106,462 Currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,791 per year while the poor average 17,949, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Nation-building is the new national pastime, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 8,189th in the world and 100th in the Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,162 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Armed: 1,743rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,919thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,900thLargest Retail Industry: 3,341stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,347thRudest Citizens: 3,370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,489thHighest Crime Rates: 3,812thFattest Citizens: 7,183rdMost Avoided: 8,053rdHighest Economic Output: 8,189thMost Secular: 8,218thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,654thMost Influential: 8,741stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,821stLargest Populations: 9,491stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,601stTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,638thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,778thMost Efficient Economies: 12,204thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,528thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,696thMost Pro-Market: 16,043rdMost Developed: 18,518th
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Most Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 66th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 100th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 105th in the regionFattest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Avoided: 151st in the regionMost Influential: 157th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 208th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 264th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 269th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 278th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 305th in the regionLargest Black Market: 325th in the regionMost Secular: 346th in the regionMost Developed: 422nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 438th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 565th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 577th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 627th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 690th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 926th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 955th in the region

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  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Most Secular and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, nation-building is the new national pastime.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

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