Most Armed: 1,841st Largest Insurance Industry: 2,280th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,981st
The Lost Holy Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.26 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,229 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,156 Currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,777 per year while the poor average 17,378, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 146,289th in the world and 6,480th in the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -20.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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5%
Most Armed: 1,841stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,280thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,981stRudest Citizens: 3,220thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,321stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,687thLargest Retail Industry: 3,776thHighest Crime Rates: 3,912thMost Avoided: 7,595thTop
10%
Most Secular: 7,817thHighest Economic Output: 7,899thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,103rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,642ndFattest Citizens: 8,860thMost Influential: 8,971stLargest Populations: 9,193rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,717thMost Pro-Market: 10,882ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,823rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,544thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,925thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,359th
Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionTop
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 66th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionLargest Populations: 105th in the regionMost Avoided: 141st in the regionMost Influential: 164th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 210th in the regionFattest Citizens: 222nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 248th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 260th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 308th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionTop
10%
Most Secular: 338th in the regionLargest Black Market: 339th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 388th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 396th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 505th in the regionMost Developed: 547th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 572nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 574th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 607th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 607th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Most Secular and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.

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