The Lost Holy Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.609 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth 732 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 85,077 Currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,031 per year while the poor average 20,316, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 535th in the Pacific and 17,182nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 15 hours ago: Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 16 hours ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, it's always rabbit season.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border.

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