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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan

“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific


The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.678 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail industries.

Customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, Cantfinditonamapistan is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Currency.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 101st in the Pacific and 5,735th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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