The Lost Holy Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.43 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth 739 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 87,670 Currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,294 per year while the poor average 20,936, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, Spotted Tree Squid owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk a court appearance, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 2,589th in the Pacific and 58,078th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 12 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, Spotted Tree Squid owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk a court appearance.
  • 4 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • 8 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 12 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 40 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.

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