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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan

“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, economically powerful nation, notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.489 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

The government pours millions of Currencies into rehabilitation programs annually, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, the government is avowedly atheist, and coalition governments are essential to passing new laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Currency.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 282nd in the Pacific and 15,408th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Cantfinditonamapistan changed its national capital to "The Lost City of Zorg" and its nation type to "Lost Holy Land".
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 7 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the government pours millions of Currencies into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.

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