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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan

“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.842 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail industries.

Smoking is banned in public areas, bicyclists are banned from major roads, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and Spotted Tree Squid is one of the most popular forenames in Cantfinditonamapistan. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Currency.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 579th in the Pacific and 27,632nd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 110 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 4 hours ago

  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, Spotted Tree Squid is one of the most popular forenames in Cantfinditonamapistan.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 4 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Average.
  • 4 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • 5 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation.

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