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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan

“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, economically powerful nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.003 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and criminals are thrown to the Spotted Tree Squids to repay their debt to society. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Currency.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 4,119th in the Pacific and 116,949th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -23 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 7 hours ago

  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, criminals are thrown to the Spotted Tree Squids to repay their debt to society.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 6 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 6 days ago: Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, gun ownership is compulsory.

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