The Lost Holy Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.557 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth 928 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 97,164 Currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,580 per year while the poor average 17,402, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Cantfinditonamapistanian bee. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 3,878th in the Pacific and 81,524th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 15 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Cantfinditonamapistanian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Cantfinditonamapistan, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Cantfinditonamapistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.

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