The Lost Holy Land of
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The Lost Holy Land of Cantfinditonamapistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.059 billion Cantfinditonamapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Zorg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantfinditonamapistanian economy, worth 998 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 99,232 Currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 388,223 per year while the poor average 17,279, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cantfinditonamapistan's national animal is the Spotted Tree Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cantfinditonamapistan is ranked 1,015th in the Pacific and 32,926th in the world for Nudest, with 186 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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