| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: Rhydin
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Empire of Canini is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Fuhrer Fenir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.556 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brakar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism industries.
The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canini's national animal is the miacid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Caninian Vul.
Canini is ranked 2nd in Rhydin and 8,639th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 17 hours ago
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Canini, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. - 36 days ago:
Canini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens. - 39 days ago:
Canini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry. - 41 days ago:
Canini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%). - 46 days ago:
Canini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential. - 48 days ago:
Canini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%). - 50 days ago:
Canini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Defense Forces. - 65 days ago:
Canini fell out of the world Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan. - 71 days ago:
Canini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured. - 72 days ago:
Canini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.







