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The Progressive Republic of Canadian Davsland

“Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Yggdrasil

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The Progressive Republic of Canadian Davsland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.515 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, euthanasia is legal, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the kronica.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 309th in Yggdrasil and 97,714th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.037 Stalins.

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