Most Developed: 97th Least Corrupt Governments: 101st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 155th
The Socialist Republic of
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Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
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The Socialist Republic of Canadian Davsland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.687 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,329 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,313 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, cars are banned from built-up areas, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 148,944th in the world and 343rd in Yggdrasil for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -32.4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Developed: 97thLeast Corrupt Governments: 101stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 155thNicest Citizens: 209thMost Influential: 218thLongest Average Lifespans: 230thMost Compassionate Citizens: 243rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 251stSafest: 259thMost Cultured: 286thMost Pacifist: 338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 355thMost Beautiful Environments: 390thBest Weather: 433rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 440thMost Rebellious Youth: 454thHealthiest Citizens: 489thMost Advanced Public Education: 654thMost Inclusive: 688thHighest Poor Incomes: 809thSmartest Citizens: 855thLargest Welfare Programs: 950thMost Efficient Economies: 1,098thLargest Governments: 1,112thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,134thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,437thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,062ndMost Politically Free: 2,277thHighest Economic Output: 3,210thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,808thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,925thLowest Crime Rates: 4,166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,395thHighest Average Incomes: 4,399thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,510thHighest Drug Use: 7,306thTop
Nudest: 8,002ndLargest Populations: 8,682ndMost Income Equality: 10,861stMost Extreme: 11,751stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,041st
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31st in the region

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