Least Corrupt Governments: 105th Most Developed: 110th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 157th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Socialist Republic of Canadian Davsland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.042 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,418 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,821 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege Asgardia's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, every week is blindness awareness week, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 899th in the world and 6th in Yggdrasil for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 13,001.6 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 105thMost Developed: 110thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 157thNicest Citizens: 206thMost Influential: 233rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 240thLongest Average Lifespans: 241stMost Cheerful Citizens: 243rdSafest: 247thMost Cultured: 293rdMost Pacifist: 349thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 371stMost Advanced Public Transport: 401stMost Beautiful Environments: 405thBest Weather: 427thMost Rebellious Youth: 433rdHealthiest Citizens: 497thMost Advanced Public Education: 667thHighest Poor Incomes: 811thSmartest Citizens: 890thMost Inclusive: 893rdLargest Welfare Programs: 899thLargest Governments: 1,074thMost Efficient Economies: 1,097thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,228thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,368thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,070thHighest Economic Output: 3,166thMost Politically Free: 3,250thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,265thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,620thLowest Crime Rates: 4,154thHighest Average Incomes: 4,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,760thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 8,108thLargest Populations: 8,520thMost Income Equality: 10,139thNudest: 10,754thMost Extreme: 14,902nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the regionNudest: 30th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Canadian Davsland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Tiku.
  • : Canadian Davsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, conspiracy theorists allege Asgardia's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Canadian Davsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.

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