The Progressive Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Progressive Republic of Canadian Davsland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.142 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,941 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, voting is voluntary, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery. Crime is totally unknown. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 28th in Yggdrasil and 4,237th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,096.683 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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