The Progressive Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Progressive Republic of Canadian Davsland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.824 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,519 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,255 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 6th in Yggdrasil and 773rd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 23 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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