Least Corrupt Governments: 108th Most Developed: 136th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 151st
The Socialist Republic of
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Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
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The Socialist Republic of Canadian Davsland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.619 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,998 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Canadian Davsland Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 108th in the world and 1st in Yggdrasil for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.89 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Least Corrupt Governments: 108thMost Developed: 136thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 151stNicest Citizens: 203rdMost Influential: 230thMost Compassionate Citizens: 233rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 243rdSafest: 252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 254thMost Cultured: 299thMost Pacifist: 320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 380thMost Beautiful Environments: 415thMost Rebellious Youth: 435thBest Weather: 469thMost Advanced Public Transport: 475thHealthiest Citizens: 522ndMost Advanced Public Education: 693rdHighest Poor Incomes: 706thSmartest Citizens: 851stLargest Welfare Programs: 891stLargest Publishing Industry: 955thMost Inclusive: 1,029thMost Efficient Economies: 1,072ndLargest Governments: 1,089thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,325thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,378thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,472ndHighest Economic Output: 2,972ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,069thMost Politically Free: 3,257thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,695thLowest Crime Rates: 3,777thHighest Average Incomes: 4,352ndMost Secular: 6,307thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,151stLargest Populations: 8,242ndHighest Drug Use: 8,585thMost Extreme: 8,730thTop
Most Income Equality: 10,157thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,622nd
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Income Equality: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the region

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