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The Progressive Republic of Canadian Davsland

“Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Yggdrasil

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The Progressive Republic of Canadian Davsland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.211 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the kronica.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 351st in Yggdrasil and 120,144th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -15 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, Governor General Dave The Brave's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Canadian Davsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Canadian Davsland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Canadian Davsland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Soappyland.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Canadian Davsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • 4 days ago: Canadian Davsland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Starlings.

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