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The Progressive Republic of Canadian Davsland

“Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Yggdrasil

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The Progressive Republic of Canadian Davsland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.635 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,163 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Kronica mansions, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 40th in Yggdrasil and 6,440th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 229 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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