The Progressive Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Progressive Republic of Canadian Davsland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.297 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,612 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,470 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime is totally unknown. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 277th in Yggdrasil and 145,461st in the world for Most Devout, scoring -219 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Canadian Davsland's influence in Yggdrasil rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 5 days ago: Canadian Davsland's influence in Yggdrasil fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • 17 days ago: Canadian Davsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, students cut up leftover Kronicas during Arts and Crafts.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.

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