The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Democratic Republic of Canadian Davsland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.847 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,041 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,194 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, countless government officials are accused of espionage, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 185th in Yggdrasil and 120,785th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -133 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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