The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Democratic Republic of Canadian Davsland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.68 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,755 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,335 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Asgardia Times is sold out, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Governor General Dave The Brave's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 279th in Yggdrasil and 119,438th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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