The Progressive Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Progressive Republic of Canadian Davsland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.524 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,676 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,002 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, eminent domain has been abolished, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 14th in Yggdrasil and 1,566th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 47 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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