Least Corrupt Governments: 8th Most Developed: 87th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 148th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Socialist Republic of Canadian Davsland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.466 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,259 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,048 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 226th in the world and 3rd in Yggdrasil for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.86 Years.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 8thMost Developed: 87thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 148thMost Influential: 201stNicest Citizens: 204thLongest Average Lifespans: 226thMost Compassionate Citizens: 235thMost Cheerful Citizens: 256thSafest: 269thMost Cultured: 275thMost Pacifist: 329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 354thMost Beautiful Environments: 393rdBest Weather: 438thMost Rebellious Youth: 446thMost Advanced Public Transport: 457thHealthiest Citizens: 506thMost Inclusive: 521stMost Advanced Public Education: 593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 796thSmartest Citizens: 829thLargest Welfare Programs: 861stLargest Governments: 1,079thMost Efficient Economies: 1,096thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,417thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,950thMost Politically Free: 2,049thHighest Economic Output: 3,263rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,565thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,914thLowest Crime Rates: 4,271stHighest Average Incomes: 4,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,137thHighest Drug Use: 7,975thNudest: 8,203rdLargest Populations: 8,797thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12,787thMost Income Equality: 13,508thMost Extreme: 14,386thMost Secular: 15,991st
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Income Equality: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, sex changes are routinely performed at Canadian Davsland's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Canadian Davsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.

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