Least Corrupt Governments: 107th Most Developed: 118th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 155th
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The Socialist Republic of Canadian Davsland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.226 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,470 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,102 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 185,381st in the world and 499th in Yggdrasil for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -56.82 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 107thMost Developed: 118thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 155thNicest Citizens: 208thMost Influential: 234thMost Compassionate Citizens: 246thMost Cheerful Citizens: 247thLongest Average Lifespans: 247thSafest: 255thMost Cultured: 307thMost Pacifist: 358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 366thMost Beautiful Environments: 398thBest Weather: 410thMost Rebellious Youth: 423rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 432ndHealthiest Citizens: 489thMost Advanced Public Education: 735thHighest Poor Incomes: 768thLargest Welfare Programs: 916thSmartest Citizens: 931stMost Inclusive: 961stMost Efficient Economies: 1,082ndLargest Governments: 1,104thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,189thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,397thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,069thHighest Economic Output: 3,093rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,587thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,169thLowest Crime Rates: 4,181stHighest Average Incomes: 4,434thMost Politically Free: 6,336thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,035thLargest Populations: 8,386thHighest Drug Use: 8,988thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,183rdNudest: 13,494thMost Secular: 18,013th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Politically Free: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionNudest: 43rd in the regionMost Extreme: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the region

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