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The Armed Republic of Canadaestan

“One comes in, none comes out.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Armed Republic of Canadaestan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Canuck with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.684 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and Glorious Canuck has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Canadaestan's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Worth.

Canadaestan is ranked 3,615th in Lazarus and 117,627th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -723.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Canadaestan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 18 days ago: Canadaestan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 33 days ago: Canadaestan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 42 days ago: Canadaestan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 60 days ago: Canadaestan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 74 days ago: Canadaestan fell out of the world Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 102 days ago: Canadaestan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 104 days ago: Canadaestan was refounded in Lazarus.
  • 106 days ago: Canadaestan ceased to exist.
  • 141 days ago: Canadaestan fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.

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