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The Revelations of Camelza

“Reach for the sky!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Angels of Derp

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The Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Murphy's Law with a fair hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.579 billion Rumarinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of vampires who smell like strawberries. The average income tax rate is 74%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven, and its currency is the most great fraud ever.

Camelza is ranked 6th in Angels of Derp and 3,904th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 111 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Camelza was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Camelza was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.

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