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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza

“A tongue in cheek prevents foot in mouth.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Angels of Derp

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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Murphy's Law with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.896 billion Rumarinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of vampires who smell like strawberries. The average income tax rate is 80%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

All recreational drugs are legal, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and a government program is underway to revitalize Camelza's beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven, and its currency is the most great fraud ever.

Camelza is ranked 4th in Angels of Derp and 8,229th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 204 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 69 minutes ago

  • 4 hours ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Camelza fell out of the regional Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 5 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Camelza fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 6 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, a government program is underway to revitalize Camelza's beaches.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • 12 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.

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