The Scandalous Revelations of
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Richard Nixon
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Political Freedom
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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Richard Nixon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.088 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark and pretentiousness. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 1,165 trillion peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 144,059 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and disaster victims are viewed with disdain. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 10th in Angels of Derp and 143,755th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -197 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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