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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza

“A tongue in cheek prevents foot in mouth.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Angels of Derp

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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Murphy's Law with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.068 billion Rumarinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of vampires who smell like strawberries. The average income tax rate is 80%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven, and its currency is the most great fraud ever.

Camelza is ranked 11th in Angels of Derp and 111,573rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 8 days ago: Camelza fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 8 days ago: Camelza's influence in Angels of Derp rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 9 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 12 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.

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