Largest Publishing Industry: 253rd Least Corrupt Governments: 706th Most Cheerful Citizens: 777th
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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Richard Nixon with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.18 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark and pretentiousness. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,781 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 46,969th in the world and 4th in Angels of Derp for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Publishing Industry: 253rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 706thMost Cheerful Citizens: 777thMost Developed: 836thMost Efficient Economies: 1,031stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,372ndSmartest Citizens: 1,578thMost Cultured: 1,587thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,630thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,273rdMost Politically Free: 2,563rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,700thBest Weather: 4,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,344thMost Influential: 5,538thMost Stationary: 5,991stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,343rdNicest Citizens: 6,666thHighest Economic Output: 6,934thNudest: 7,552ndTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,246thHighest Average Incomes: 10,659thLargest Populations: 12,957thRudest Citizens: 14,314thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,570th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

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