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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza

“I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Angels of Derp

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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Murphy's Law with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.601 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of vampires who smell like strawberries. The average income tax rate is 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven, and its currency is the most great fraud ever.

Camelza is ranked 21st in Angels of Derp and 119,223rd in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -9 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 22 hours ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Camelza was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 4 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.

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