Largest Publishing Industry: 266th Least Corrupt Governments: 723rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 795th
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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Richard Nixon with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.534 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark and pretentiousness. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,781 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 8,533rd in the world and 3rd in Angels of Derp for Nudest, with 219.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Publishing Industry: 266thLeast Corrupt Governments: 723rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 795thMost Developed: 935thMost Efficient Economies: 1,023rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,515thTop
Most Cultured: 1,687thSmartest Citizens: 1,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,761stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,508thMost Politically Free: 2,640thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,815thBest Weather: 4,778thMost Influential: 5,549thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,665thMost Stationary: 5,804thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,024thNicest Citizens: 6,849thHighest Economic Output: 6,876thTop
Nudest: 8,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,866thHighest Average Incomes: 11,334thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,945thLargest Populations: 12,623rdRudest Citizens: 14,406th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

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