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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza

“A tongue in cheek prevents foot in mouth.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Angels of Derp


The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Murphy's Law with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.764 billion, 23 million of whom are zombies, Rumarinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of vampires who smell like strawberries. The average income tax rate is 79%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, Camelza-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven, and its currency is the most great fraud ever.

Camelza is ranked 15th in Angels of Derp and 109,015th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Camelza is currently researching a cure.

People: 5,741,177,732

Zombies: 23,044,381

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