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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza

“A tongue in cheek prevents foot in mouth.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Angels of Derp

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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Murphy's Law with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.712 billion Rumarinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of vampires who smell like strawberries. The average income tax rate is 76%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Chocolate cannabis cake is one of the most popular forenames in Camelza, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and students cut up leftover most great fraud evers during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven, and its currency is the most great fraud ever.

Camelza is ranked 9th in Angels of Derp and 16,817th in the world for Largest Populations, with 5,712 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Camelza was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, students cut up leftover most great fraud evers during Arts and Crafts.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Camelza's influence in Angels of Derp fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • 5 days ago: Camelza fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Developed.
  • 6 days ago: Camelza was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.

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