Largest Publishing Industry: 272nd Least Corrupt Governments: 768th Most Cheerful Citizens: 814th
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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Richard Nixon with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.889 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark and pretentiousness. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 1,441 trillion peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,781 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 139,779th in the world and 5th in Angels of Derp for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 272ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 814thMost Efficient Economies: 1,025thMost Developed: 1,048thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,617thSmartest Citizens: 1,771stMost Cultured: 1,778thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,463rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,724thMost Politically Free: 3,038thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,956thBest Weather: 5,008thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,468thMost Influential: 5,635thMost Stationary: 5,638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,830thHighest Economic Output: 6,778thNicest Citizens: 6,902ndTop
Nudest: 9,388thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,009thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,680thHighest Average Incomes: 11,725thLargest Populations: 12,127th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

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