The Scandalous Revelations of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A tongue in cheek prevents foot in mouth.
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by my glorious self with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.392 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that guy who always drunk his milk. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient really dumb economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,707 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Camelza's radio stations, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, Camelza's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and planespotters are emigrating in droves. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 3rd in Angels of Derp and 5,428th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 195 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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