Largest Publishing Industry: 254th Least Corrupt Governments: 777th Most Cheerful Citizens: 809th
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The Adventures of Camelza is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nichard Rixon with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.068 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 1,467 trillion roast boars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,781 roast boars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 2,785th in the world and 2nd in Angels of Derp for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,030.23 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Publishing Industry: 254thLeast Corrupt Governments: 777thMost Cheerful Citizens: 809thMost Efficient Economies: 1,014thMost Developed: 1,105thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,641stSmartest Citizens: 1,788thMost Cultured: 1,842ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,785thMost Politically Free: 2,954thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,984thBest Weather: 5,013thMost Stationary: 5,514thMost Influential: 5,598thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,676thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,816thHighest Economic Output: 6,721stNicest Citizens: 6,955thTop
Nudest: 10,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,806thHighest Average Incomes: 11,911thLargest Populations: 12,042ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,308thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,371stRudest Citizens: 18,640th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • : Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • : Camelza created a new poll in Angels of Derp: "Your Favourite Comic?".
  • : Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • : Camelza changed its national currency to "roast boar" and its motto to "These NSers are crazy!".
  • : Camelza changed its national capital to "snark", its currency to "sestertius", its leader to "Nichard Rixon", its motto to "These NSers are crazy", and its nation type to "Adventures".
  • : Camelza altered its national flag.
  • : Camelza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Camelza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens, Most Cultured, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.


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