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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza

“I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Angels of Derp

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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Murphy's Law with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.625 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of vampires who smell like strawberries. The average income tax rate is 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, punitive tariffs protect local industry, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven, and its currency is the most great fraud ever.

Camelza is ranked 21st in Angels of Derp and 118,563rd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 18 hours ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 7 days ago: Camelza was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".

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