Largest Publishing Industry: 247th Least Corrupt Governments: 700th Most Developed: 753rd
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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Richard Nixon with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.027 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark and pretentiousness. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 1,315 trillion peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,781 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 247th in the world and 1st in Angels of Derp for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 52,720.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 247thLeast Corrupt Governments: 700thMost Developed: 753rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 766thMost Efficient Economies: 1,040thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,314thSmartest Citizens: 1,524thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,529thMost Cultured: 1,530thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,893rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,158thMost Politically Free: 2,783rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,640thBest Weather: 4,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,981stMost Influential: 5,464thMost Stationary: 6,090thNicest Citizens: 6,282ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,400thHighest Economic Output: 6,981stNudest: 8,668thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,455thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,144thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,716thLargest Populations: 13,135thRudest Citizens: 14,868thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,395thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,631st
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

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