The Scandalous Revelations of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Regional Influence
Contender
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Richard Nixon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.542 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark and pretentiousness. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 144,664 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 13th in Angels of Derp and 138,078th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.004 Stalins.

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