Largest Publishing Industry: 264th Least Corrupt Governments: 719th Most Cheerful Citizens: 796th
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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Richard Nixon with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.376 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark and pretentiousness. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,781 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 80,164th in the world and 5th in Angels of Derp for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,248.58 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 264thLeast Corrupt Governments: 719thMost Cheerful Citizens: 796thMost Developed: 912thMost Efficient Economies: 1,037thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,458thTop
Most Cultured: 1,653rdSmartest Citizens: 1,664thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,189thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,432ndMost Politically Free: 2,520thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,738thBest Weather: 4,664thMost Influential: 5,565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,627thMost Stationary: 5,905thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,919thNicest Citizens: 6,870thHighest Economic Output: 6,947thTop
Nudest: 7,634thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,602ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,808thHighest Average Incomes: 11,167thLargest Populations: 12,814thRudest Citizens: 13,451st
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

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