The Scandalous Revelations of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A tongue in cheek prevents foot in mouth.
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by my glorious self with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.569 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that guy who always drunk his milk. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient really dumb economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,707 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Camelza's radio stations, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, Camelza's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and planespotters are emigrating in droves. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 2nd in Angels of Derp and 4,009th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 510 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Camelza fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Camelza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Camelza altered its national flag.
  • : Camelza altered its national flag.
  • : Camelza altered its national flag.
  • : Camelza altered its national flag.
  • : Camelza altered its national flag.
  • : Camelza altered its national flag.
  • : Camelza altered its national flag.
  • : Camelza altered its national flag.

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