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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza

“A tongue in cheek prevents foot in mouth.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Angels of Derp

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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Murphy's Law with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.312 billion Rumarinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of vampires who smell like strawberries. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumarinian economy, worth 916 trillion most great fraud evers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,135 most great fraud evers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, voting is voluntary, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 4th in Angels of Derp and 9,028th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 199 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Camelza created a new poll in Angels of Derp: "Should we deploy a carefully contacted recruitment campaign?".
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Camelza was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Camelza was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Camelza, voting is voluntary.
  • 24 days ago: Camelza lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.

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