Largest Publishing Industry: 266th Least Corrupt Governments: 741st Most Cheerful Citizens: 811th
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The Scandalous Revelations of Camelza is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Richard Nixon with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.704 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark and pretentiousness. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,781 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 10,971st in the world and 7th in Angels of Derp for Highest Poor Incomes, with 86,311.22 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Publishing Industry: 266thLeast Corrupt Governments: 741stMost Cheerful Citizens: 811thMost Developed: 987thMost Efficient Economies: 1,039thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,579thMost Cultured: 1,726thSmartest Citizens: 1,736thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,864thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,384thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,639thMost Politically Free: 3,033rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,887thBest Weather: 4,932ndMost Influential: 5,547thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,596thMost Stationary: 5,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,797thHighest Economic Output: 6,867thNicest Citizens: 6,871stTop
Nudest: 9,080thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,971stHighest Average Incomes: 11,554thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,838thLargest Populations: 12,568th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

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