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The Queen's State of Calm Easy

“Just Getting By”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: the Cayman Islands


The Queen's State of Calm Easy is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.447 billion Calm Easyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Retail industry, followed by Book Publishing and Gambling.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, graffiti graces every city's streets, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Calm Easy's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its currency is the betale.

Calm Easy is ranked 1st in the Cayman Islands and 63,658th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -24 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago


by Max Barry

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