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The Queen's State of Calm Easy

“Just Getting By”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: the Cayman Islands

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The Queen's State of Calm Easy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.835 billion Calm Easyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving Calm Easyian economy, worth 744 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,206 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,763 per year while the poor average 9,241, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, graffiti graces every city's streets, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Calm Easy's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Calm Easy is ranked 1st in the Cayman Islands and 110,834th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0 Stalins.

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by Max Barry

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