The Holy Sovereignty of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Working Towards A Better Future For Its People
Jurich Von
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Sovereignty of Calicovi is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jurich Von with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.645 billion Calicovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calconiea. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Calicovian economy, worth 260 trillion Calico Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 98,399 Calico Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, untold millions of Calico Pounds are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calicovi's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naram-Sin of Akkad.

Calicovi is ranked 16th in Winterfell and 5,325th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 19 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, untold millions of Calico Pounds are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Calicovi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, abortions are routinely performed in Calicovi's hospitals.

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