The Holy Sovereignty of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Working Towards A Better Future For Its People
Jurich Von
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Sovereignty of Calicovi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jurich Von with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.506 billion Calicovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calconiea. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Calicovian economy, worth 242 trillion Calico Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 96,715 Calico Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, Calconiea is a police state during international summits, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calicovi's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naram-Sin of Akkad.

Calicovi is ranked 13th in Winterfell and 3,630th in the world for Best Weather, with 139 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Calicovi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "National Economic Liberties".
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, Calconiea is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Calicovi voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
  • : Calicovi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Calicovi to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Calicovi, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.

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