The Twin Ion Engines of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
That's Mr. Darth, to you!
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The Twin Ion Engines of Calanria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Moff Hackafrakis with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.861 billion Calanrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Illmerica. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Calanrian economy, worth 211 trillion Culmins a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 73,953 Culmins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calanria's national animal is the Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Calanria is ranked 551st in 10000 Islands and 34,808th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 30 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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