Largest Populations: 14th Most Stationary: 421st Most Influential: 772nd
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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.712 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 10.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 716 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,113 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 165,931st in the world and 59th in North America for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -17.03 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Populations: 14thMost Stationary: 421stMost Influential: 772ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,767thBest Weather: 2,039thMost Primitive: 2,373rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,446thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,412thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,668thHighest Economic Output: 14,882ndMost Cultured: 15,193rd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the region

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