Largest Populations: 14th Most Stationary: 424th Most Influential: 749th
The Particularly Grand Duchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again
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Founder / WA Delegate
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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.573 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 701 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,734 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 147,146th in the world and 56th in North America for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -19.65 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 14thMost Stationary: 424thMost Influential: 749thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,715thBest Weather: 1,978thMost Primitive: 2,285thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,523rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,729thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,762ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,312thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,145th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the region

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