The Particularly Grand Duchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.594 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 7.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 676 trillion orichalks a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,441 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 35th in North America and 122,431st in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 11 days ago: Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 22 days ago: Caffeinneburg fell out of the world Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 22 days ago: Caffeinneburg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 32 days ago: Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 74 days ago: Caffeinneburg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 136 days ago: Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 150 days ago: Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • 155 days ago: Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 177 days ago: Caffeinneburg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 179 days ago: Caffeinneburg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.

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