The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.254 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The tiny, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 650 trillion orichalks a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,031 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
- : Caffeinneburg was endorsed by The Democratic States of Central Nation.
- : Caffeinneburg was struck by a Cure Missile from The Sovereign State of Nova Anglicana, curing 1 million infected.
- : Caffeinneburg was struck by a Cure Missile from The Sovereign State of Nova Anglicana, curing 83 million infected.
- : Caffeinneburg fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
- : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Caffeinneburg's influence in North America fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Caffeinneburg's influence in North America rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
- : Caffeinneburg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
Endorsements Received: 1 » Central Nation.