The Particularly Grand Duchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.254 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 650 trillion orichalks a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,031 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 36th in North America and 131,734th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -31 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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