Largest Populations: 14th Most Stationary: 401st Most Influential: 833rd
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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.13 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 710 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,585 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 174,776th in the world and 42nd in North America for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -14.7 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Populations: 14thMost Stationary: 401stMost Influential: 833rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,895thBest Weather: 2,187thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,565thMost Primitive: 2,811thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,790thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,148thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,792ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,572ndMost Cultured: 14,743rdHighest Economic Output: 15,517th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Cultured.
  • : Caffeinneburg was endorsed by Sendo.
  • : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Caffeinneburg was endorsed by Anglatas.
  • : Caffeinneburg was endorsed by Callanona.
  • : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Largest Populations, and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Best Weather.
  • : Caffeinneburg appointed The Democratic States of Central Nation as Diplomacy Officer with authority over Embassies in North America.
  • : Caffeinneburg seized the position of North America WA Delegate from Radialis.


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Endorsements Received: 1 » Central Nation.

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