The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.228 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The tiny, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 687 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,515 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caffeinneburg was endorsed by The Republic of Sendo.
- : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Caffeinneburg was endorsed by Anglatas.
- : Caffeinneburg was endorsed by Callanona.
- : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Largest Populations, and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Best Weather.
- : Caffeinneburg appointed The Democratic States of Central Nation as Diplomacy Officer with authority over Embassies in North America.
- : Caffeinneburg seized the position of North America WA Delegate from The Wasteland of Radialis.
- : Caffeinneburg was endorsed by The Wasteland of Radialis.
- : Caffeinneburg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.