Largest Populations: 14th Most Stationary: 419th Most Influential: 817th
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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.935 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 706 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,585 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 55,268th in the world and 22nd in North America for Most Conservative, scoring 54.23 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Largest Populations: 14thMost Stationary: 419thMost Influential: 817thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,856thBest Weather: 2,152ndMost Primitive: 2,555thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,572ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,063rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,652ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,201stMost Cultured: 14,762ndHighest Economic Output: 15,423rd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the region

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