Largest Populations: 15th Most Stationary: 394th Most Influential: 877th
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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.504 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 814 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,698 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 176,059th in the world and 42nd in North America for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -18.44 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Populations: 15thMost Stationary: 394thMost Influential: 877thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,996thBest Weather: 2,252ndMost Primitive: 3,081stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,259thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,915thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,390thHighest Economic Output: 13,938thMost Cultured: 15,319th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the region

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