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Most Extreme: 515thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 564thMost Politically Free: 747th
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Cafeine

Population23.133 billion

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Cafeine is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.133 billion Cafeineans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The strong Cafeinean economy, worth 960 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,539 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,415 per year while the poor average 2,231, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, a major religion has been named as Cafeine's national religion, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cafeine's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cafeine is ranked 27,686th in the world and 3rd in Yerevan for Most Stationary, with 1,412.74751250768 days.

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Most Extreme: 515thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 564thMost Politically Free: 747thMost Pro-Market: 752ndHighest Drug Use: 2,137thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,737thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10,521stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,748thLargest Populations: 11,125thFattest Citizens: 14,525thNudest: 14,701stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,512thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,977thHighest Crime Rates: 27,196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,603rdMost Stationary: 27,686thLargest Insurance Industry: 28,664thMost Armed: 29,489th

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  • : Cafeine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Cafeine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Cafeine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Cafeine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Cafeine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Cafeine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Cafeine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Cafeine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Cafeine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cafeine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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