| Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Diplomat
Location: Capitalist Paradise
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Enlightened Corporatocracy of Caelestius is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by CEO Rex Mundi with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.414 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.
Euthanasia is legal, nude art is becoming wildly popular, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caelestius's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Capitalism, and its currency is the Mana.
Caelestius is ranked 26th in Capitalist Paradise and 984th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.



























































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago
- 1 day 14 hours ago:
Caelestius was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of FutureAdvanceSociety. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Caelestius, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Caelestius, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. - 10 days ago:
Caelestius was endorsed by
The Allied States of Qubekibekistanstan. - 10 days ago:
Caelestius endorsed
The Allied States of Qubekibekistanstan. - 10 days ago:
Caelestius endorsed
The Principality of Malclavia. - 10 days ago:
Caelestius endorsed
The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of Narcissus. - 16 days ago:
Caelestius was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello". - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Caelestius, nude art is becoming wildly popular. - 21 days ago: Following new legislation in
Caelestius, euthanasia is legal.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 40 (
GabeWorld,
Lubev,
Roxie Hart,
Kaputer,
Ad Vitam Adsum,
Gradenk,
Pacitan,
Plisskenstan,
Gregroad,
Carlitonia,
GeorgiaConservatism,
RichardJG,
Queimada Grande,
New Colombialand,
Rashaulgia,
Uchila Eru,
The Holonet,
Lucanda,
Zaku-stan,
Perpendiculous,
Sevona,
Afforess,
Linkthree,
FASTERCAT,
Freedombourg,
Arizoneia,
Freedomscope,
Tengha,
FantasticRay,
Valburn,
Conquest Islands,
Drasnia,
Tarandrus,
The Glorious Bimbolia,
Skigrey,
Acario,
Northern Itasca,
Canterburie,
Qubekibekistanstan,
FutureAdvanceSociety)






