Largest Mining Sector: 9th Most Primitive: 77th Most Compassionate Citizens: 257th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In hoc signo vinces
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Holy Empire of Byzant is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 25.373 billion Byzantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Administration aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Byzantian economy, worth a remarkable 3,062 trillion bezants a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,705 bezants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, chickens roam the streets freely, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Byzant's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Byzant is ranked 2,558th in the world and 24th in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 34 Valid Endorsements.

Largest Mining Sector: 9thMost Primitive: 77thMost Compassionate Citizens: 257thNicest Citizens: 257thMost Devout: 315thFattest Citizens: 425thMost Cheerful Citizens: 442ndMost Pacifist: 493rdMost Cultured: 794thMost Ignorant Citizens: 968thLowest Crime Rates: 1,323rdLargest Populations: 1,481stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,547thMost Efficient Economies: 1,879thTop
Most Stationary: 1,965thHighest Economic Output: 2,204thMost Influential: 2,504thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,558thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,632ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,214thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,790thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,980thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,918thTop
Most Average: 13,487thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,912th
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 256th in the regionMost Average: 286th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Byzant was endorsed by The Autonomous Squatter Commune of A Classless Society.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, eagle sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Byzant was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.


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