Largest Mining Sector: 9th Most Primitive: 50th Nicest Citizens: 266th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In hoc signo vinces
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Holy Empire of Byzant is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.655 billion Byzantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Byzantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,834 trillion bezants a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,952 bezants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CDs are regularly copy-protected, there is a dearth of space for new houses, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Byzant's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Byzant is ranked 148,321st in the world and 3,213th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -16.05 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 9thMost Primitive: 50thNicest Citizens: 266thMost Compassionate Citizens: 279thMost Devout: 294thFattest Citizens: 357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 447thMost Pacifist: 467thMost Cultured: 746thMost Ignorant Citizens: 900thLowest Crime Rates: 1,370thTop
Largest Populations: 1,527thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,546thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,955thMost Stationary: 2,109thMost Influential: 2,207thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,272ndHighest Economic Output: 2,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,357thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,923rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,396thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,757thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,160thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,191st
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 136th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 181st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 211th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 241st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 323rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Byzant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.


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