Largest Mining Sector: 9th Most Primitive: 71st Nicest Citizens: 261st
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
In hoc signo vinces
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy Empire of Byzant is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 25.196 billion Byzantians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Byzantian economy, worth a remarkable 3,020 trillion bezants a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,872 bezants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Byzant's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Byzant is ranked 17,704th in the world and 274th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,738.66 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 9thMost Primitive: 71stNicest Citizens: 261stMost Compassionate Citizens: 273rdMost Devout: 319thFattest Citizens: 415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 426thMost Pacifist: 502ndMost Cultured: 767thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,018thLowest Crime Rates: 1,300thLargest Populations: 1,497thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,627thMost Stationary: 2,015thHighest Economic Output: 2,226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,349thMost Influential: 2,401stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,523rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,836thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,498thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,545thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,801stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,053rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,113thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,693rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 149th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 157th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 182nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 272nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 274th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • : Byzant was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Freedom States Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, eagle sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, the judicial system legislates morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Byzant endorsed The Most Serene Kingdom of Fuffopia.

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