Largest Mining Sector: 9th Most Primitive: 65th Nicest Citizens: 266th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
In hoc signo vinces
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy Empire of Byzant is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of public education. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.848 billion Byzantians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Administration receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Byzantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,847 trillion bezants a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,606 bezants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and CDs are regularly copy-protected. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Byzant's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Byzant is ranked 104,524th in the world and 1,687th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 12.37 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 9thMost Primitive: 65thNicest Citizens: 266thMost Compassionate Citizens: 283rdMost Devout: 313thFattest Citizens: 382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 447thMost Pacifist: 540thMost Cultured: 756thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,006thLowest Crime Rates: 1,351stLargest Populations: 1,523rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,570thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,067thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,180thMost Influential: 2,250thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,356thHighest Economic Output: 2,371stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,443rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,633rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,457th
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 159th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 165th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 193rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, the judicial system legislates morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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