The Federal Republic of Bystopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yuki Akino with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.252 billion Bystopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juvi. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bystopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,203 trillion Stopians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 275,628 Stopians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation excels at displacement, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime is totally unknown. Bystopia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Bystopia is ranked 5,538^th in the world and 1^st in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.01 law-abiding acts per hour.