The Theocracy of
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The Theocracy of Bullintine is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Your Grace with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.904 billion Bullintineans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glorth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The powerhouse Bullintinean economy, worth 595 trillion Leaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 86,296 Leaves, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', Bullintine Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bullintine's national animal is the Wellington, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is United Methodism.

Bullintine is ranked 485th in 10000 Islands and 42,930th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.749 Stalins.

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