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The Theocracy of Bullintine

“No. You. Can't!!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands


The Theocracy of Bullintine is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Your Grace with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.849 billion Bullintineans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glorth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Online tourism reviews of Bullintine are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Wellington hunting institutions, and prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bullintine's national animal is the Wellington, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is United Methodism, and its currency is the Leaf.

Bullintine is ranked 922nd in 10000 Islands and 109,227th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -131 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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