The United Kingdom of
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The United Kingdom of Brutland and Norden is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Kyle II with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 19.587 billion Nord-Brutlandese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsville. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nord-Brutlandese economy, worth a remarkable 1,133 trillion livroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,891 livroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and the travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brutland and Norden's national animal is the Brute cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brutland and Norden is ranked 810th in The North Pacific and 24,896th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 145 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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