Largest Welfare Programs: 850th Largest Populations: 2,697th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,980th
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The United Kingdom of Brutland and Norden is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Kyle II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 20.677 billion Nord-Brutlandese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsville. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nord-Brutlandese economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion livroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,631 livroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas, bris parties are all the rage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brutland and Norden's national animal is the Brute cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brutland and Norden is ranked 30,485th in the world and 1,566th in The North Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 47.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 850thTop
Largest Populations: 2,697thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,980thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,805thBest Weather: 7,725thHighest Economic Output: 8,250thTop
Most Cultured: 9,882ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,144thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,312thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,490thMost Devout: 17,876th
Largest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 169th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 250th in the regionBest Weather: 296th in the regionMost Cultured: 363rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 422nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 471st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 595th in the regionLargest Black Market: 626th in the regionMost Devout: 668th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 754th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 784th in the regionMost Developed: 867th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 876th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 906th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 930th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 937th in the regionMost Stationary: 976th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 986th in the region

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