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The People's Republic of Brituctam

“Haramatarik ran Jukejuket”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Plinghin

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The People's Republic of Brituctam is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dalina Yatiraingh Shaperta with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.386 billion Britucties enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dasilompal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brituctam's national animal is the Britucty Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Britucty Palamul.

Brituctam is ranked 7th in Plinghin and 108,833rd in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -36 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Brituctam, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Brituctam, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Brituctam, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Brituctam, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • 54 days ago: Brituctam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 56 days ago: Following new legislation in Brituctam, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • 58 days ago: Following new legislation in Brituctam, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 58 days ago: Following new legislation in Brituctam, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 58 days ago: Following new legislation in Brituctam, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 58 days ago: Following new legislation in Brituctam, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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