The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
United and strong until the mountains fall
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Kingdom of Britcan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Matthew II with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.182 billion Britcanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lontwa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.

The all-consuming Britcani economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion Pounars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,032 Pounars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, cities are engulfed by smog, the Britcan Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britcan's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Britcan is ranked 1st in The Commonwealth Society and 7,043rd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 12 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 17 hours ago: Britcan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, the Britcan Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Britcan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, it's always rabbit season.

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