The Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
United and strong until the mountains fall
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Kingdom of Britcan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Matthew II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.509 billion Britcanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lontwa. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Britcani economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion Pounars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 132,019 Pounars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, graffiti graces every city's streets, and the people of Britcan are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britcan's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Britcan is ranked 4th in The Commonwealth Society and 12,070th in the world for Safest, scoring 568.835 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, the people of Britcan are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Britcan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Britcan, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 8 days ago: Britcan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).

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