Most Efficient Economies: 16th Most Armed: 1,054th Largest Mining Sector: 1,290th
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The Allied States of Britarvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Douglas Rushmore with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.518 billion Britarvians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rushmore. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Britarvian economy, worth a remarkable 2,992 trillion Peslars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 206,150 Peslars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,024,121 per year while the poor average 23,475, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, citizens must pay to enjoy Britarvia's pristine beaches, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Rushmore to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Britarvia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Britarvia is ranked 164,101st in the world and 475th in The Allied States for Least Corrupt Governments, with 77.46 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Efficient Economies: 16thMost Armed: 1,054thLargest Mining Sector: 1,290thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,368thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,468thHighest Crime Rates: 1,614thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,854thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,891stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,940thHighest Economic Output: 2,084thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,369thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,622ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,816thMost Avoided: 3,162ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,539thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,619thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,650thHighest Average Incomes: 3,851stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,773rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,791stLargest Retail Industry: 5,395thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,774thMost Devout: 5,949thLargest Populations: 6,136thRudest Citizens: 6,669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,811thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,985thMost Influential: 8,274thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,790thTop
Most Cultured: 10,766thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,909thSmartest Citizens: 12,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,685thLargest Black Market: 13,100thMost Pro-Market: 13,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,416th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 31st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 49th in the region

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