Most Efficient Economies: 16th Most Armed: 1,098th Largest Mining Sector: 1,328th
The Allied States of
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In God We Trust
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Founder / Secretary of Culture
Civil Rights
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The Allied States of Britarvia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Douglas Rushmore with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.849 billion Britarvians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rushmore. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Britarvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,066 trillion Peslars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 206,525 Peslars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,025,984 per year while the poor average 23,518, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, Eagles are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Britarvia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Britarvia is ranked 166,398th in the world and 346th in The Allied States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.57 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 16thMost Armed: 1,098thLargest Mining Sector: 1,328thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,394thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,496thHighest Crime Rates: 1,603rdTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,876thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,979thHighest Economic Output: 2,078thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,351stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,595thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,847thMost Avoided: 3,228thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,563rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,896thHighest Average Incomes: 4,005thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,958thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,292ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,686thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,713thMost Devout: 5,976thLargest Populations: 5,981stRudest Citizens: 6,496thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,945thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,378thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,212thMost Influential: 8,337thTop
Most Cultured: 10,870thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,482ndLargest Black Market: 12,696thMost Pro-Market: 12,998thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,039thSmartest Citizens: 13,820thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,514thHighest Drug Use: 16,406th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 33rd in the region

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