Most Efficient Economies: 16th Most Armed: 1,036th Largest Mining Sector: 1,277th
The Allied States of
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In God We Trust
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The Allied States of Britarvia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Douglas Rushmore with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.378 billion Britarvians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rushmore. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Britarvian economy, worth a remarkable 2,964 trillion Peslars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 206,150 Peslars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,024,121 per year while the poor average 23,475, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, citizens must pay to enjoy Britarvia's pristine beaches, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Rushmore to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Britarvia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Britarvia is ranked 184,350th in the world and 598th in The Allied States for Longest Average Lifespans, with 27.77 Years.

Most Efficient Economies: 16thMost Armed: 1,036thLargest Mining Sector: 1,277thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,346thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,444thHighest Crime Rates: 1,573rdFattest Citizens: 1,808thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,860thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,876thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,080thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,301stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,595thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,747thMost Avoided: 3,106thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,430thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,598thHighest Average Incomes: 3,752ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,618thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,681stLargest Retail Industry: 5,027thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,713thMost Devout: 5,858thLargest Populations: 6,198thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,777thRudest Citizens: 6,834thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,274thMost Influential: 8,221stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,720thTop
Most Cultured: 10,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,114thSmartest Citizens: 11,827thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,878thLargest Black Market: 12,984thMost Pro-Market: 13,904thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,978thHighest Drug Use: 18,141st
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 33rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 42nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the region

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