Most Efficient Economies: 16th Most Armed: 1,124th Largest Mining Sector: 1,333rd
The Allied States of
Capitalist Paradise
In God We Trust
Regional Influence
Envoy
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Allied States of Britarvia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Douglas Rushmore with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.238 billion Britarvians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rushmore. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Britarvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,147 trillion Peslars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 206,525 Peslars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,025,984 per year while the poor average 23,518, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, Eagles are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Britarvia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Britarvia is ranked 2,428th in the world and 8th in The Allied States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 16,844.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 16thMost Armed: 1,124thLargest Mining Sector: 1,333rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,417thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,529thHighest Crime Rates: 1,634thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,915thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,916thFattest Citizens: 1,919thHighest Economic Output: 2,072ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,483rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,826thMost Avoided: 3,245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,524thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,051stHighest Average Incomes: 4,145thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,260thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,412thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,514thLargest Populations: 5,894thMost Devout: 6,044thLargest Retail Industry: 6,204thRudest Citizens: 7,921stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,160thMost Influential: 8,283rdTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,126thMost Cultured: 10,809thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,557thLargest Black Market: 12,654thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,199thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,918thSmartest Citizens: 14,066thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,633rdHighest Drug Use: 15,454thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,299thMost Pro-Market: 16,362nd
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 35th in the region

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