The Holy Kingdom of
Capitalizt
With God as Our Defender
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Holy Kingdom of Britarvia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Sariah with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.079 billion Britarvians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rushmore. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Britarvian economy, worth a remarkable 2,321 trillion Peslars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 192,210 Peslars, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Britarvia's national animal is the Honeybee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

Britarvia is ranked 124th in The Allied Republics and 138,731st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -14 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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