The Almighty Ad Puppet of Brightonburg Ad Puppet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.624 billion Brightonburg Ad Puppetians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brightonburg Ad Puppet City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.
The powerhouse Brightonburg Ad Puppetian economy, worth 622 trillion Kegs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,514 Kegs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Brightonburg Ad Puppet City River. Crime is a problem. Brightonburg Ad Puppet's national animal is the JOIN ONE BIG ISLAND, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE ALMIGHTY AD MAN.
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 3 hours ago
- 3 days 1 hour ago: Brightonburg Ad Puppet was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Brightonburg Ad Puppet, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Brightonburg Ad Puppet City River.
- 10 days ago: Brightonburg Ad Puppet fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
- 29 days ago: Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from The Rejected Realms to One big Island.
- 29 days ago: Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from Osiris to The Rejected Realms.
- 29 days ago: Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
- 29 days ago: Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from The South Pacific to Osiris.
- 29 days ago: Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- 29 days ago: Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from One big Island to The South Pacific.
- 29 days ago: Brightonburg Ad Puppet changed its national motto to "Join One Big Island damn it" and its nation type to "Almighty Ad Puppet".