The Almighty Ad Puppet of Brightonburg Ad Puppet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.76 billion Brightonburg Ad Puppetians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brightonburg Ad Puppet City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.
The powerhouse Brightonburg Ad Puppetian economy, worth 629 trillion Kegs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,514 Kegs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Brightonburg Ad Puppet City River. Crime is a problem. Brightonburg Ad Puppet's national animal is the JOIN ONE BIG ISLAND, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE ALMIGHTY AD MAN.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet fell out of the world Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from One big Island to The Worst Region Known in NS.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from The West Pacific to One big Island.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from Lazarus to The West Pacific.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from The Rejected Realms to Lazarus.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from The West Pacific to The Rejected Realms.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from The Worst Region Known in NS to The West Pacific.