The Shameless OBI Ad Puppet of
Father Knows Best State
read the flag and ad puppet!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Shameless OBI Ad Puppet of Brightonburg Ad Puppet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.927 billion Brightonburg Ad Puppetians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brightonburg Ad Puppet City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Brightonburg Ad Puppetian economy, worth 579 trillion FORUM FOR RP AND CHATS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,018 FORUM FOR RP AND CHATS, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

JOIN ONE BIG ISLANDs deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, Brightonburg Ad Puppet has designated Brightonburg Ad Puppet City as its capital city, and JOIN ONE BIG ISLANDs are considered a delicacy. Crime is a problem. Brightonburg Ad Puppet's national animal is the JOIN ONE BIG ISLAND, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE ALMIGHTY AD MAN.

Brightonburg Ad Puppet is ranked 11th in One big Island and 9,513th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 14 on the Average Edu-UNtellignceŽ Test Score.

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