Largest Populations: 6,517th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,450th Highest Economic Output: 14,669th
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The BB Beer Truck of Brightonburg Ad Puppet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.705 billion Brightonburg Ad Puppetians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brightonburg Ad Puppet City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The powerhouse Brightonburg Ad Puppetian economy, worth 776 trillion Kegs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,813 Kegs, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Brightonburg Ad Puppet City River. Crime is a problem. Brightonburg Ad Puppet's national animal is the JOIN ONE BIG ISLAND, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE ALMIGHTY AD MAN.

Brightonburg Ad Puppet is ranked 119,225th in the world and 6th in The Worst Region Known in NS for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 43.17 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Populations: 6,517thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,450thHighest Economic Output: 14,669thLargest Black Market: 15,287thHighest Crime Rates: 17,442nd

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