The BB Beer Truck I of Brightonburg Ad Puppet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.938 billion Brightonburg Ad Puppetians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brightonburg Ad Puppet City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.
The powerhouse Brightonburg Ad Puppetian economy, worth 692 trillion Kegs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,514 Kegs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Brightonburg Ad Puppet City River. Crime is a problem. Brightonburg Ad Puppet's national animal is the JOIN ONE BIG ISLAND, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE ALMIGHTY AD MAN.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet's influence in OBI Brew House fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the Warzone Sandbox Regional Message Board.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the Ioraqus Regional Message Board.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the Warzone Africa Regional Message Board.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the Warzone Asia Regional Message Board.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the POLATION Regional Message Board.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet was banned from Warzone Australia by The Holy Empire of Esamiro.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from The North Pacific to OBI Brew House.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from Taijitu to The North Pacific.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet lodged a message on the Taijitu Regional Message Board.